All you Kevin Spacey fucks can get the hell out
So... Alternative facts?..
Found a huge ass leaf (Men's 8.5 shoe)
mfw i take a great shower, walk out of bathroom into the dark hallway only to step on sticky dog pee
mrw i compliment another imgurian's username and they change it
Mrw I heard someone say "low key" for the first time
Upvote Elementary!
Day 25 of December: They still haven't noticed me
Today's my third Cake Day :)
My favorite moment of Parks & Rec
Repost of a friend's repost made it to FP
When you find something on the PSAT that's definitely gonna become a meme
Found an upvote at school
nice steamy dump in the snow
As an asian living in the deep south, this gif sums up what happens everytime my family and I step into any restaurant
mrw i fart myself awake from a nap
Teachers today when students begin with, "The PSAT..."
mrw my co-worker moves a coat rack with his mind
Walk up to the club like, what up I got a stable dock.
My First Firearm Friday Post
I moved to FL 5 years ago, and Matthew is my first major hurricane. I'm super nervous.
Was blowing my nose when a majestic dove flew out
My PSP when I turn it on after a long time
Is this the real life
How 2016 feels so far
I'm pretty sure I missed my cake day...
After hours of relentless searching, I finally found the costume that speaks to me.
Me: "Oh yeah I'm a supporter of the LGBTQA community." Person: "So you must be gay, right?" mrw
mrw i pause adblock to watch a movie, but there are too many pop ups to unpause it.
Going to South Korea in two weeks. Here's a dessert I will ravish multiple times with my mouth.
i just licked a zipper on a couch cushion i have and now my tongue is numb
Little Awwws For Your Day
Waited half an hour for a parking space at a pizza place. Finally got one, but the previous parker just gave me his pay to park pass for thr next couple of hours. Thanks a lot, man.
All the Christmas feelings...
I missed my cake day for the second time in a row
My Last Meal On Earth
I almost shouted sentry. I've been playing too much tf2...
Missed my cake day...
fuck those japanese robots who can speak and kick a soccer ball better than me. THIS is the best thing the japanese have to offer
"I like women who have curves." IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
mrw i see the trailer for exo zombies (i have a deathly fear of zombies and those exo zombies run)
Was 1/4 through a meal with my parents, when i saw a variation of animal farm on our sashimi plate
mfw I'm a deficient love child of Dwight Schrute, David Bowie, and Cthulhu.
TIL that kine is plural for cow
I waited all year to confess that I liked this guy.
Theres a dick on my driveway (sorry for potato quality, its 8:30 here).
Don't blink. Fuck.
Mrw somebody locks in with my favorite champion and lane before me.
Opened a large bag of "individually wrapped milk chocolate dove chocolates." This was a surprise.
mfw i ace a quiz but it does nothing to help my grade
I'm not a normal person. I dont clog toilets with shit, I clog sinks with soil.
Not a usual dose of aww, but Leo is my 'Hobbes'. He's the closest animal I have to a pet, and I've had him for 6 years now. We've been fighting zombies in my nightmares together and have traveled together many times. Keep on roarin, Leo.
I don't have the time or the patience because of my demanding classes.
Jordan Spieth is the winner of the 2015 Masters at -19. Great job, sir.