jimicus

29421 pts · July 26, 2012


Well, not QUITE 100%. There was this young woman in Nazareth....

12 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm not even sure I believe that. There are some people who take great pleasure from doing something from a very young age - even if they're not very good at it.

By the time they're an adult, they've been doing it every spare hour they had for ten years or more. That "super talented 18 year old" has been practicing like hell for well over a decade but they didn't even know they were practicing. To them, it was more like a hobby that they got good at.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your neighbour is completely useless without teamwork and a fuckton of organisation supporting him on the backend. Which he doesn’t have.

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I'm not entirely sure talent exists. I think "talent" is invariably the result of a shit ton of work.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve been saying trump is a murderer for years. He’s just a little bit too comfortable with violence for my liking.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t like the word “talent”, because I think it belittles the work involved to get to this level of skill. (Is it just me?)

But OP, you have truly worked very hard to get to this level.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Many scientists are at least slightly on the spectrum. So arguably, autism causes vaccines.

3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They could really put the cat amongst the pigeons by giving it to Iran.

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

“Consummated”? Does that word have a different meaning in international geopolitics or did Trump basically say it’s conditional upon taking the Ayatollah to bed?

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Iran replied "Bring it".

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look at the reflection in the glass behind.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why are they wearing that stupid rabbit suit?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somebody slap OP.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sun Tzu said “When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard.”

He said that because if they have an escape route, they’ll more likely use it. Leave them little choice, and they’ll fight until they win or everyone is dead.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

1 week ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Can you see through those contacts?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the hell was Epstein trafficking people for, then?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can name two colleagues right now who use their company-provided phone for personal stuff.

Mercifully they're not at a point in their lives where they'd have kids doing stupid stuff like this. But even so....

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Isn’t Bart about the same age as Homer now?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are they suggesting there was a second gunman? Did they look behind the grassy knoll?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m more worried about why she has a camera setup there.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Look at the size of that gremlin's ears! I bet he can pick up signals from space with them.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Only if you’re a boy. If you’re a girl, you have to from a small town.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like digging out the overhang and it just hovers in mid air while the rest of the land collapses?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ein reich! Ein volk! Ein fuhrer!

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't worry about it. It's a few streets away from the designated shitting street.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That piece of halibut looks good enough for Jehovah.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eeeh... there most certainly are European defense contractors. And they've been doing pretty well lately.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Some of the later ones, the women targeted just completely blanked the chap making the comments.

So they never turned around and saw the joke.

2 weeks ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

It’s nothing to do with morals.

As soon as someone sets up an only fans, they’re making a statement: “my naked body is worth this much”. And a segment of society really dislikes the idea that a woman’s body can be valued in raw currency, hence they hate anyone doing so.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0