4681 pts ยท December 27, 2013
I come from the land down under. Where women go and men plunder Youtube that song
Bravo good sir
Side note: we will accept boobs
Whatever cunts. We never wanted neighbours anyway. You lot all smell!
Well isn't that something.
Show me
Watch the Speciale!
But... : (
Downside of living down under is how much we pay for those damn things! $250k for an M5 people.
The correct response was "he has 8"of foreskin and no actual phallus" do your homie the favour.
Nice to see Murray finally find a little grove
Where is all this cake people keep talking about? I want cake!!
no wozzes cunt
When i show my folks my latest single
Can you eat that whole thing in one bite... For science.
Oh look at me I'm an athletic dinosaur. TRY AND TOUCH YOUR TOES YA JACKASS! *aggressively continues eating Doritos*
Slut got nailed
Plot twist: gf is into bestiality and takes this the wrong way. Kidding bro, all the best.
Do you think if you wake up with a boner its cause a ghost was playing with it?
And what the hell is that black shit? no racist.
I'm no Tony Hawk but don't those things need wheels?
Slut
That poor poor boom gate
Plot twist: not the toy.
You mean Count Olaf
I will PM you my details
PM sent
Australian male here. Anyone want to give me an excuse to break out the fountain pens, lets do it.
You'll love the scene where Jessica Rabbit shoots a guy by accident [spoiler]
Bill... come in, sit down. We need to talk about the walkies incident
http://imgur.com/8FGiqXj
Bravo good sir
Side note: we will accept boobs
Whatever cunts. We never wanted neighbours anyway. You lot all smell!
Well isn't that something.
Show me
Watch the Speciale!
But... : (
Downside of living down under is how much we pay for those damn things! $250k for an M5 people.
The correct response was "he has 8"of foreskin and no actual phallus" do your homie the favour.
Nice to see Murray finally find a little grove
Where is all this cake people keep talking about? I want cake!!
no wozzes cunt
When i show my folks my latest single
Can you eat that whole thing in one bite... For science.
Oh look at me I'm an athletic dinosaur. TRY AND TOUCH YOUR TOES YA JACKASS! *aggressively continues eating Doritos*
Slut got nailed
Plot twist: gf is into bestiality and takes this the wrong way. Kidding bro, all the best.
Do you think if you wake up with a boner its cause a ghost was playing with it?
And what the hell is that black shit? no racist.
I'm no Tony Hawk but don't those things need wheels?
Slut
That poor poor boom gate
Plot twist: not the toy.
You mean Count Olaf
I will PM you my details
PM sent
Australian male here. Anyone want to give me an excuse to break out the fountain pens, lets do it.
You'll love the scene where Jessica Rabbit shoots a guy by accident [spoiler]
Bill... come in, sit down. We need to talk about the walkies incident
http://imgur.com/8FGiqXj