jizzyjo

21035 pts ยท February 20, 2013


I didn't even know there was a space to "write something about yourself" until nearly my 4th cake day. Deary me. I'm British and therefore genetically awkward, but in that cute endearing Hugh Grant kind-of a way*. There is no interesting story behind the username; sorry. *Not true.

Apparently it is. Announcement mid-Nov. Gonna need a fair bit of cash for it tho given it'll have flexible screen.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, they're out there! I mean, I'm yet to find them, but I hear they're out there! Got a message about a great sex weekend recently actually

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What's wrong? Do you guys not have magnifying glasses?

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Can't polish a turd...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't look like frozen food @OP?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I prefer that gif of the blue haired girl and the mento/diet coke shot... But this works too

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

They got nice toilets then?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No crown though. Amateur.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends where you're rubbing I guess?

6 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

I am the rake within the lake

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Mystery Bone off Florida you say...?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe they like to approach things from behind?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I prefer mine flat and white (cue angry mob)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woop! Wildhearts!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such a naughty goose! Love it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also pick this guys mum

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We're pretty fucked up here. Crack on...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is your username relevant?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wellthatescalatedquickly

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jeez, r u 2 gonna have some kind of double blind, peer reviewed dick sucking session? Probably with high power and reliable results no doubt

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Source: Bill Hicks

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

How many Scotland's is that?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, what's that? Can't hear you over my market leading Sony XM3s ... (jk. The Bose QCs are lovely)

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If this true I'm buying the world's stock of it...?!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He can't hear you yelling cos of his noise cancelling headphones of undisclosed brand.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I feel she was looking to get some sensationalist sound bites out of the interview. That's all it was. But it backfired a bit. A lot.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slight side point, and not picking a fight FFS, but it's a shame how badly CN came off from this interview because she's usually great IMO

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless you've been slowly building up a tolerance to it by taking small and increasing doses so you can poison someone else...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0