johnaustits

17858 pts · November 1, 2014


One time I pooped out a Popsicle stick.

2100 doesn’t equal 2400

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That’s not 2400 doughnuts

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It’s hard to smile with three dicks in you mouth lol

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Obligatory ‘don’t film while driving’ comment... fuck that just do it well and weigh the pros and cons. In this case: worth it.

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No here’s my real excuse: this planet orbits two stars, like the andromeda galaxy

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Wait no yeah that’s a good excuse

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Why would you want to be a kids finger?

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Yeah and it’s not stretched out enough. The trees shadows come from different directions it seems, thus I couldn’t decide where to put it.

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Username checks out

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Your comment seems awfully ironic

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Um nothing I said was incorrect and AR15s are specifically designed to kill several human beings at once. That’s a war machine

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Haven’t had a mass shooting since. How can you ignore that and try to protect your right to own a gun over protecting people’s lives?

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Changed their gun laws because of it by eliminating shotguns and auto/semi auto machine guns (plus stricter regs to get a gun) and they

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In this country and the amount of killings. A small percentage is still too high. Australia had a mass shooting in 1995 and completely

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First of all I am not wrong about more kids dying than soldiers, and second how can you ignore the correlation between the amount of guns

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Because you think the constitution gives anyone the right to own war machines.

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At school this year than American soldiers have died fighting a war. No matter what numbers you throw up, you can’t cover a growing epidemic

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So you are saying there is absolutely no correlation between this country’s obsession with guns and growing gun problem? More kids have died

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{fix the obvious problem haunting the US.

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}will propitiate more gun violence. No matter what numbers you throw out, you will still be wrong when you say that more guns will}

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Boiled down gun numbers prove my point. These stats are too specific and irrelevant to change the original argument that more lax gun laws}

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You’re right about it being a corruption problem and big pharma here is a monster, but the fact still stands that more isn’t the answer

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That’s an outrageous and racist argument

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Yeah but it’s pretty simple to realize that more opiates and more guns are not the answer

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And now more guns is apparently the answer to our rampant gun violence problem. It looks as though we are taking the opposite approach

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I killed a bird while hunting for birds and instantly felt horrible.

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Did you poop in it?

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Gooooooooddd dddaaaamn

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*Lord of the Rangs

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Nah too brown for them. Now if he were white....

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