jpDiscologist

1364 pts · June 10, 2022


I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right now, the Trump administration is drooling at the thought of this.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Behind the black curtains at Mar-a-Lago.

Fixed it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comments submitted! Let’s fn goooo!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The reason the Captain America trilogy works so well is because it’s grounded in humans, their politics, their greed, and their faults. The story doesn’t run off to alternative planets and dimensions, and it doesn’t have omniscient villains with unlimited power to wipe out half of all sentient beings. The battles are fought by people who sweat in elevators, die from traffic collisions, misdirect explosions into office buildings, and meet the consequences of their choices.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed. “Another woman had recently filed a lawsuit, claiming that she had sustained injuries after her head ‘shook violently and slammed again into her seat’s headrest throughout the duration of the ride.’”

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#31 What crime did the convict allegedly commit?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Golf claps all around

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would have been hilarious … if it wasn’t true.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I’ve seen pancakes flip flop less frequently than Lindsey Graham.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. #30 is in a class all its own.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your prompt is a hair too broad, but if you refine it to just the presidential election it returns Biden.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh if only…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That should generate quite the hairball tomorrow.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yippee Kai Yay!

2 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

Boy, Israel is just the ideal partner for us!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Simply the best. Good pull!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard Putin banned them in Russia.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So is the Borg.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hello? David Hasselhoff is the super Oy Doctor Strange.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Soul crushing traffic” he said. “Just follow the tunnel to your destination,” he said.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Badassium?! I cry bullshit … but I’d love to be proven wrong.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0