jusxcrow

46876 pts ยท April 14, 2014


No, I will not send you nudes. I'm a classy fucking lady.

Sweet photo! L-->R Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, R2-D2

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buy this house. it wont be a missedsteak.

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Pure Michigan.

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i think i did this twin Halloween costume thing right.

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This was supposed to be a casual afternoon stroll. Instead, I've been standing here for five minutes trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.

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our local donut shop stepped up their advertising game!

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Nap time = success!

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i think I'll keep him

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relationship goals.

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I'd fancy meeting the gent that made this sign necessary.

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Art from Rob Zombies new pinball machine.

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ling ling wants some ding-a-ling.

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lets play a game!

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nick swardsons latest photo bomb.

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The last Pop Tart...

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Nice to see the Detroit police finally cracking down.

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This guy lives next to the airport. He painted this on his roof to confuse people as they fly over his house. He lives in Milwaukee.

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someone was super excited to get to work this morning.

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get off my lawn, dammit.

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Random person I saw whilst drunkin people watching at Mayhem Festival, I fucking appreciate you.

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no wonder our slogan is "Pure Michigan"

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how the fuck did I live before?!

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you had one job...

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and they're not even sorry.

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So, which is it?

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i love arts and crafts time.

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apparently my flight leaves at 4am.

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don't make bets when you're drunk.

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the looks i got were priceless.

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never let anyone silence you!

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thats one way to get a blowjob.

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Baller on a budget, bitch.

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You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.

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I need to be done for today.

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people are getting WAY too damn sensitive.

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Wait. Maybe I do need to buy a car.

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times are tough.

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so apparently one of the local cats is part goat.

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well. i should probably put them to bed.

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a dick shaped Dora cake pan for $8? why the fuck not.

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Crayon seemed more appropriate for scale.

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Vivian is going places.

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make his wang hard.

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parenting done right.

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ok, great.

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forget about dre.

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Imgur, meet Nova. Our vicious "pitbull" is finally home after a 4 day battle.

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i may even high five myself.

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you clever fuck.

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every damn time.

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the struggle is real.

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___

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then I'll allow it.

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is it just me?

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every damn day.

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WANT!

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oops

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no regrets

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#dreams

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