juzzfuzz

6911 pts ยท July 15, 2015


So I'm not supposed to bring my flame thrower to the mall?

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I ever get a greenish one I'm calling it Bunnings Harehouse

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we name it Typhon?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some call that enrichment I think

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe corrosive too

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you use the parked forklift as a makeshift ladder, you can reach those poorly stacked pallets filled with corrosive chemicals

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also all of this is normal satire

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I never saw it from that perspective. But Connor being a punching bag is like 99% of their sketches. I'm probably desensitised. How much CrackerMilk have you watched?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was deliberately doing caveman talk as a part of the comment. Sort of like: boulder fall after sky light go away, friend nearly hit, not death, happy

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Someone say thing other people did now must have done thing. Did you remember to put your brain back into your skull this morning?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Connor is one of the three main writers, he likely wrote part of the sketch, if you know anything about them you'd know they had fun making this

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My mate Dennis would have done this tonight by now, I loaded his truck earlier today (+10gmt)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There was a pug at one of the places I used to work at that loved chewing on carrots but could also barely breathe while doing it, snoring/crunching simultaneously. You could have recorded it for a horror movie

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You WOKE MORALIST! whatever that means

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to also actively retaliate against college students that ask basic normal questions and then suggest that they have ulterior motives and shut them down

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This a known exploit in the chickOS

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But watch out for suicidal teenagers trying to kill themselves all over your property

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To shreds you say

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once accidentally elbowed a mime in the face whilst invisible. They got a lot of tips that day

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The heat*!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't stand the heart, my body is like a nuclear reactor and builds up the heat fast, I really never even notice or react the the cold. But I live in the south of Australia and I'm very pale so if you shine a high lumin torch on me I'll probably burn

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why it's called fart lek training

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody wants to see my 3 1/2 inch floppy

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something something no taxation without representation... apparently ya country was founded on this bull

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When Bill Nye came back on Netflix, he did a weed episode and I remember him talking about hemp and how useful it can be

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank God it's so easy to remember

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better looking drivers

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I get my arms licked every day... they dont stop when I ask

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Tomb Raider or Infernal Machine?" "Which one should I play" "No which one should you play FIRST?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could superman be circumcised? What could do the job?

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