keys79

89746 pts · February 15, 2018


Oh it was already awake. This just keeps it alert. And then some.

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It’s nice to offer a small gift in these trying times.

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In other news, water is wet.

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Drive by any middle school or high school in the Midwest during the winter. They’re all that guy.

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There’s a joke in here somewhere… something, something, chicken breasts.

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At that distance you’re gonna catch something big enough to reel YOU in.

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It even has the long walk to get there. Nice detail.

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That is definitely a word.

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This makes me think of an article I read years ago about the different types of intelligences. Professional athletes, dancers, etc. have an extremely high physical intelligence, which (combined with years of training) gives them an incredible amount of control over their body. If I tried to do this it would look like I’m having a seizure. I’m not even sure I could cognitively recognize and move my individual back muscles like this.

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“Fore!”

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Tiger could literally keep a professional driver on staff and roll around in style everywhere.

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My dad started me with a couple DeWalt tools when I first got married. But now as an old guy in my 40’s, I buy Milwaukee. Great battery life and reliable as heck. Team red baby!

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You’re thinking of cougars.

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Good god he’s like all the bad kids from Willy Wonka rolled up into one. The most selfish, narcissistic, amoral, idiotic man baby.

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As was the style at the time.

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Bluetooth is a welcome addition. The hardest part of using a Walkman when I was a kid mowing the lawn was having my headphones ripped off when the cord got snagged on something.

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His entire orbit suffers from a lack of empathy so it’s no surprise. He’s nothing more than a useful idiot to them. His base though, they think he’s the best president we’ve ever had.

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He’s always been a rambling idiot but the mental decline is so blatantly obvious at this point. Every time he talks his words are barely coherent, and his speech is badly slurred now too. But do you hear the cheers in the background? This guy should be in a home but they’ve made him their figurehead. Absolutely bonkers.

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Yeah. I mean, we hear it every time he opens his mouth…

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And will continue until morale improves.

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Do we sell Liter Cola?

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I know someone who smokes a pack a day who actually said to me “I don’t take vaccines because you don’t know what they put in them”. Yeah bud, I’m not sure that’s your biggest concern…

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By “fold” you mean ball it up and then smush it into a vaguely flat blob right?

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“Guess who’s not worried about ICE in airports? White people with blonde hair and blue eyes.” Fixed the headline.

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And remember to take our ibuprofen.

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