koops

102398 pts · October 30, 2012


So ... pm me pics of pinball machines

Somewhere consensual? Or the White House couch.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok what that hell????

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Controlled his own bowels for the length of a press interview. No wait, he just dropped another wet one. Ok everyone out OUT!!!

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Sir that urr new bunker on the 17th hole at maralago is ready for use!”

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let’s hope he’s got a DNR in place!

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Trump Epstein files. Please use it’s correct title in future :) thank you for your attention to this matter.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gravestones last quite a while but I do hear urine can make them degrade over time.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ewww. Trump trying to do a genghis khan.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cursed DMZ.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“For some reason these people kept posting the same image of me for pages …. It just goes on … and on!

I may never be a sex symbol but atleast I can goto my grave as a meme!”-john probably

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m more surprised that during an emergency landing they had multiple helicopters in the area circling. Would have thought they’d be told to leave the area.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Your tinnitus is not service related.”

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ahh the senior team. He’ll be heading the junior team.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And then complained about the quality of their performance.

“I’ve had better”-trump probably.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Too old”-Trump

9 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Ok wtf? 17 cats is insane.

9 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Depends

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or pixelated Japanese style.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well we all know who started that one!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was going to say in the other photo there weee sections of pure black sky with zero stars. This makes much more sense now.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twins basil! Twins!!!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It said “Discrete” packaging!!!!!

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

“dad, why have you got a controller in each hand? And I only get one?”

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turns out the orange fake tan was seasoning all along!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that’s just environmentally irresponsible. I’d say fire him into space but that’s probably much worse.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

“Started in Japan as a funeral singer” so before AND after!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And wear sunglasses if you want to look in the general area for any length of time.

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