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17211 pts ยท March 15, 2014


Please don't upvote, it only encourages me.

Why am i even on imgur, sharing crap with strangers? What a waste.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how to say this is a funny way... Did he really not know what acting is until, like, yesterday?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Teenagers want to be Frank Castle. Adults want to use Bruce Wayne's money in constructive ways.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

In our defense, Mississippi is more foreign to our culture than most of Europe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is Farscape all over again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell, more people die of vendng machines than shark attacks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did you keep going?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

did you finish the campaign?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruce Wayne dies to defeat Thanos. Boom. Spoilered.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, to learn who my greatest enemy is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Meads v Meads! It's so fun it was literally a relaxing beach-time read for me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you Edward macaroni fork.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

0. First learn Freeze Row. Easy as hell, useful as fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 185 Dislikes 0

Cosmicomics, by Cakvino

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never forget when my captain was given the medal of honor for falling on the gluten grenade.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 there's another way. One of them you'll see later, the other you'll see in a while.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

On the day of my wedding, two of my married groomsmen, separately and without planning, sat me down and said, "it's not too late to run."

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 5

France is bacon?

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I like to draw mustaches on women in the magazines. Make it harder for the next guy.

8 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 3

I tried being a paid shill, but neither Koch or Soros were willing to meet my salary demands.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what the fuck is pokemon?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Watership Down.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Flames. Check out "Trigger", it's short and perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I love how you think that I would be as immensely cool as Frank Zappa.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To be fair, if I was sitting alone at that table in front of Congress I'd look like a frightened robot too.

8 years ago | Likes 1228 Dislikes 5

Why did everyone own this same clck

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yup.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Boston we call this "storrowing". You can hear it from across the city.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Dude doesn't look like he lost 100lbs. He did get a sweet new wife though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0