lmonkeymann

32578 pts · December 17, 2014


How does the soap in dishwashers do anything? I mean it's not like the dishwasher fills completely with water. I mean when the door closes, the little soap door opens.... and what? It just *plop* and slides down the side of the door towards the drain? PM me if you have the answer

This is the slowest game of hungry hungry hippos I’ve ever seen

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I have nipples, can you milk me Greg?!?

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Streampied*

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Splinters

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Yeah but plant jokes really GROW on you

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MORE WE MUST HAVE MORE

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How phone cords are made

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Hahahah my friend always called it a McChubble

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DOCTOR FISHY NOOOOOO

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That’s pretty fucking dope

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That’s A Shore eh

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I sprint fuckin marathons*

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Agreed. The accented e is enough to accentuate the second part. The shading is too much

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Ivy rose. She do

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Hold up are you telling me that broccoli comes from mustard??

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Is it worth the wait?

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I like it cause the colors. Good amount of black to make the other colors more noticeable.

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Why is there a spider behind the first first word bread

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There was shrinkage!!!

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What foods have higher levels of vitamin d?

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When you like to stay friends with your ex’s

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It’s actually a common thing in eastern countries that you don’t flush the paper, due to poor plumbing systems.

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Ah yes the famous Boötes hole

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Direct. I like it.

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“5 horny men surprise sleeping little girl”

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That’s pretty good. It smokes around 520°

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Going to have fun setting off your smoke alarms without a proper hood 2/2

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I’d say if you’re planning on pan searing try a higher temp oil than olive, and try basting with butter after the oven, otherwise you’re 1/2

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I thought these were shrew following their mother?

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