locksmith9

2313 pts ยท January 5, 2020


No, there is a difference between dramatic build-up and dragging your dang feet by just talking in circles. "Oh, was the whale big, Sharon? Was it pushing you? Were you on its fin? Were you on its back? Was it big? Was it pushing you? Were you on its fin? Was it big? The whale, Sharon, was it big? Were you on its fin?"

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#12 Come inside!

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#5 A shark. There was a shark nearby. A minute and 17 goddamn seconds to get to the point of "it was protecting her from a shark." Cripes, Dodo, work on your pacing!

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oh so THAT'S why the space core was so enamored of it!

"SPAAAAaAAAAAAace!"

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No more evildoing for you, little akuma...

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We've got a new distance record!

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Name that cat "Fudgesicle"

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"And I remain, as always, Dr. Mung-Mung."

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He just like me fr

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Ave Maria!

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Well, clearly the only way to decide this is for someone to post a whole bunch of pictures of various tops so we can all together decide which is the most accurately illustrative

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Triue, Eunglaund louves aits supaerflououououous vouwelles

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"Inner sideboob," aka "cleavage" for people who know what words are and what they mean...

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If you're too cowardly to say the words you want, you don't have any place saying anything at all.

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White

Killing

Pedophile

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I think there's a pretty good chance that man's never going to release again!

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Yeah, "find" peas? Literally everywhere that sells groceries. Frozen, canned, or dried. They're like the most basic vegetable, the one you feed kids who are too picky for carrots. Might as well ask where you can "find" bread.

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At least three houses, probably four.

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#18 Banksy, you've done it again!

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Yep, she's from the new OG pass. Her name is Synthesis

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"Kik," you say? Hold on, I need to go google something...

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stanford rapist Brock Turner now goes by Allen and lives near Dayton Ohio?

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#49 Said before and will say again: Cyclops is more of a badass than Wolverine. "Oh, you're a rebel who breaks all the rules and does things your own way? That's cool, I'm going to follow every rule perfectly and STILL get things done, let me know how second place tastes."

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...I think I like the "horse" answer better.

I wonder if it was originally worded differently? Like, if it was supposed to be boys HAVE it every day and girls only have it once in a year? The "wear" part is what breaks any semblance of sense it may have had.

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#21 Okay, and? Are you going to tell us, or not?

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No, you have: what you haven't seen are goth girls who want YOU, specifically. Me neither...

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It's the Little Caesars Arena: OF COURSE she's hot and ready!

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No wonder he had to travel all over the world looking for friends.

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That's fair.

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Then they need to explain what they think is so wrong with them: they're color-coded by speaker, they move at the same rate as the conversation does, and they have drop shadows so they stand out from the background. So, OP, please tell us, other than "durrr, words on screen make brain sad," what is terrible about them?

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