Dodged a bullet
My friend rescued Dexter from an abandoned house. Now he lives with me and we go a little out of route for the drive through convenience store that gives your doggo a treat
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The Richmond, IN fire that started yesterday is still burning
When I check the mousetrap and it's full.
MRW I forget I already bought a movie on Google so I also buy it on Amazon
Legend has it that anyone who drinks from the natural spring at Glen Miller Park in Richmond, Indiana will always come back
When you're awake by 9am and checking on all your friends that went out for St. Patrick's Day
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What all my past due bills see when I get my tax refund
someone just tried to access your device (oc)
The Demon under my bed when I let my arm hang over the side
i'm gonna boop it
RIP :,(
Excelsior
The Friday speech when your group has Saturday morning plans
mrw my computer tells me I performed an illegal operation
When you join a new group of friends in your 30s
Indiana Weather
MRW my ex thanks me for taking our kids a bunch of extra days so she can go out of town for her birthday.
MRW when dinner's ready
My dwellers dropped their mixtape
MRW my daughter loves the doll I picked out for her.
When she mentions her boyfriend.
Baby momma drama llamarama
When the public bathroom stall is out of toilet paper but the thingy with the seat covers is full.
When the haters talkin' shit.
When I upvote a comment out of the negative
when I discover someone has been systematically downvoting all of my comments
50/50 either changing someone's life or getting on their nerves
mrw that last post was damn good
when you're equal parts hungry and drunk
I'm starting to notice
Level 1 on New Game+
When your black friend calls you "nigga."
Go in that bag, and find my ornament.
Sent one of my drivers on a delivery to South Carolina today
Leaving for work on a Tuesday morning.
MRW my FetLife friends find out I don't actually have that many fetishes
When a hot girl accidentally brushes her butt against me
when your uniform on fleek
When your black friend calls you "nigga."
When she asks me if I want to eat her ass
My typical work day
MRW Taco Bell let's you add Sriracha to anything.
When you tell her to calm down.
Can I do this selfie thing too?
MRW my food is done but I missed stopping the timer on a number that ends in 5 and have to wait on one that ends in 0 before I can press stop.
MRW every other gif I see is the same gag over and over
MRW my ex tells me my daughter doesn't believe in Santa.
When you agree on delivery for dinner but she refuses to call in the order
When you drunk af and see your friend walk in
Just playing some cards
Walking from one bar to the next with your friend.
MRW as an American when I hear about a secret chamber discovered in the Great Pyramid of Giza
When I don't look chubby with a shirt on but then I take it off.
Spring Break 2016!