maaaaadness

46306 pts ยท October 7, 2013


Something about yourself.

Jags fans?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why's it wet

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have one in my basement.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They also come in the bathroom when you're pooping.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basically, yes.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ours decides when you're done petting it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As the owner of a pom, can confirm tantrums.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

What app?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just shave everything from the neck up. As soon as I noticed I was losing hair, I decided to get in front of it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like fucking dead babies

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Verr pritty

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But only if she gets up early and stays up late

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

You made this?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you even get this good?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But aren't they basically fucked for 7 years if they do that?

8 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 10

No, younger than he is now. Do you not get how words work?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Unlimited power

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's gotta be freeware by now, but maybe Steam?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck you Lassen?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

If you like Hicks, you'd love Stanhope.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's it about

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You tell em to get fucked. Be a better parent.

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 5

My wife wants to try keto. I'm going to try it too, but it scares the hell out of me.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Netflix will bring it back

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh siiiiick, you got them new Reeboks. You're gonna be the freshest dad on the block.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, this is when Julian sees the gumball machine filled with small change.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In only 3 or 4 sleeps

8 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

He's been waiting to say that for a long time. What a loon.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Darude - Sandstorm

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they're asking to reschedule, it's a good sign. Just give it a few days and shoot them a text to see how the guy is feeling.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0