maholt

722857 pts ยท September 6, 2013


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Now it cost $10 a minute.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn!!!! How big is you house that it takes 20 years to get to your basement???

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ricc exceeds my grasp

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yeah, Kevlar backpacks are not light.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Is that Gilbert Godfrey?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When counting the 40 days you don't count the Sundays. So does that mean it was really 46-is or is Sunday a cheat day that doesn't count?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now leave me alone you stupid human

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did something happen?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... in a dark alley .. with no one else around.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It would be so funny if the Klitschko brothers met Fucker Carlson in a dark alley somewhere.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Welp. No kitty tonight.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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What is B-Q Chicken?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Is there a word for that?

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

mmm forbidden chocolate

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

pfft. I bet she couldn't do that on my face

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Stay wake during the times you are being paid.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Gillian Anderson. Believe. I want to.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No thanks. I have plenty of free nightmares.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe but odds are weird. If the old chances were 0.0000000001% and the new chances are 0.0000000005% that's rising but still unlikely.

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Minding my own fucking business. You should try it, bitch. - the birb

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that's an apex. Huh, I've always called them bunnies.

4 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

sheans

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn right I do. And don't bullshit me with that three pack of Crayons. It had better be at least an eight pack.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 3

I spent my last dollar to buy a Sabrett
When I seen this girl I could never forget
Now I like nothing better than a pretty girl smile

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't want to hear it. - the end probably

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