I am my own nemesis!
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San José rallies for immigrants
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If you see something, say something.
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10
I'll send you my bill.
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It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out…
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Hooman, halp. Weird cat is eat mah foods.
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A finger. Or two. Or a fist. Yeah. A fist would be good.
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If someone hits this guy, it's on him.
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… Those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and …
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Oh, the temptation…
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So. Much. Floof.
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The Meelee of Galilee! It's Gonna Be Gruesome in Jerusalem!
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Selfie Sticks Kill
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460
In compliance with the GDPR, and to serve you better, …
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THIS would be a miracle worth celebrating.
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This guy FINALLY got that movie deal he dreamed of!
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1975
I always upvote tail
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The Pareidolia of the Astonished Toilet … A Stephen Merchant Joint
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497
Proof (as if you needed it) that the world DOES revolve around San Francisco.
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448
José y Maria
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Never skip leg day
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This day in the history of awesome…
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26
I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark and bitter.
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Installed the latest version of Java, I see…
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♫ we will raise a family, 4 girls for you, 7 boys for me … ♬
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Don't know whether to be terrified or mildly amused.
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Lando Science Man
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Emma has a calendar. She knows that Winder is Coming.
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Really? Why? Surely there's *something* else on…
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97
So THAT'S what happened: someone flipped all three switches!
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You wish…
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*sigh* This is what it looks like to be a responsible neighbor in CA this year.
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75
How I feel about every "Life Hack" post…
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44
I've got my new expletive all lined up: Jesus Handfarting Christ!
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2027
Well, fuck … what now?
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72
It's a Traaaaaaap!
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29
But only because the Y-axis is limited to positive numbers.
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MRW the 1% bang on about being "job creators"
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I have the weirdest boner right now
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71
We See Thee Pee Wee Bee
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201
Hulton Bridge Demoliton - Pittsburgh, PA
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Oh, damn. They're all sold out. Time to restock.
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57
You may be cool, bur you'll never be 90-year-old dude dancing to the blues with your hands in your pockets cool.
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129
“Word of the Year”
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20
These go to 11
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55
Oh. My. God.
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Love Me or Leaf Me
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Anybody want to collect this? I have enough money for now.
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48
Points for honesty…
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45
Double standards? More like none…
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Tonight on Fox News: Are the Homeless Sleeping on Your Windowsill?
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Everyone seems to love it, butt…
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The wonders of 21st century technology…
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This is going around on social media right now.
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The explanation, as if you needed one, for everything in a "cringe thread."
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All of my friends, probably.
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"Giants Of High Tech" Dwarf Normal-Sized Home
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