maxismoderatelysexy

3128 pts · April 30, 2013


I live next to a gyro shack and a Thai restaurant so I’m basically living in Flavortown

Wow... I resonate hard with this.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Almost definitely AI. There are stars in front of mountains, and birds with extra "wings".

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

RIP Edd Gould

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I'm pretty sure people can live without fucking football

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hmm. Okay. I know some of these words.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also murdered the Lion King. Win some, lose some.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The issue isn't so much the crowding, but the force feeding used to make "Butter Lettuce"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tien shin han is nettled. SUPER nettled. Also this is probably my favorite scene in the series.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haven't you ever had a dream?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I... I want to see the original

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Save a horse, ride a... uh... this horse

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

In Idaho, if you can finish the crossword you get rejected for being "over qualified"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, see, you're new to this. It's called a "cuncle"

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I imagine if he used his full strength he'd end up ripping her legs off

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yum, rice

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I vote 6 too. Looks like he got into the Pervitin and strapped on his skis.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thru the regulator is safest. After puking, instinct says to gasp for air. Gasping underwater isn't compatible with living if you have lungs

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What line of work are you in? So I can avoid it

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

While on vacation with the kids? Must have splurged on a suite with an extra room.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's actually kinda the opposite. She is white, she's Italian. If anything it's like she's trying to appear hispanic.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I should've said, you're fine. The scenario just reminded me.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate that woman. 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My grandpa lost 50 pounds while sick in the hospital. His wife was making jokes about how she wished she could lose weight that fast. 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think kids are born tripping, and come down slowly until the age of 10 or so

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Before anyone says "it's to establish how evil they are!"... there is so much else they could have done. Resorting to r*pe is bad and lazy.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 22

I saw a truck with a Blue Lives Matter flag roll-coal on some cops on the side of the road.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was upset about the video being uploaded/profited off of without his permission, which is fair, but iirc he was a bit litigious about it.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0