maxschmidl

239 pts ยท May 17, 2012


"Unlimited creampies" now that's just comedic gold right there. Round of applause for whoever came up with that one.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't necessarily count them all as idiots. I think naive may be more appropriate. I think idiots willfully ignore the warnings.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I know how much people like to hate on Go Daddy sometimes but they are currently matching donation contributions by 200% as well.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember in highschool when a girl complimented my jacket and said I look good in blue. I'm 26 now and think about it every now and then.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does she have a Ross tattoo?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rotini is the best pasta shape for mac and cheese despite it's namesake.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Effectively similar to FMLA in the states.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This post just reminded me to pay rent...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is, and forever will be, my favorite greentext.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea especially the guy in that picture.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Overcyr asked me to post it for him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Got one. /a/NYK6F

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

YOU CAN'T MILK THOSE!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needs more Tau.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was sexually confused for a brief moment there...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

RAMIREZ! SHOOT THOSE HELICOPTERS DOWN AFTER YOU FIGHT OFF THOSE 50 RUSSIANS WHILE BLEEDING OUT YOUR EYE HOLES!

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Sigh... *unzip*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sentra cost me 8 bucks and it's super simple as well. Also, I want your car...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those guys sure play a lot of Fifa...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a wild ride from start to finish...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TIL what the Kinsey scale is. Thanks for helping me expand my knowledge!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Aaw I can't say that anymore... Former 1X6 but we're 3C's now. :(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I literally just got done watching the new rise and dawn. What are the odds... Great movies btw.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a mobile user, fuck you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next comes the ID 10-T form.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daaaaaamn.gif

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me seventh.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ooh I love it when thi- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0