Shut up, Pierre.
I used to babysit the girl on the right! I know a jeopardy contestant!
Is...is this a necessary sign?
go easy on the rum and eggnog
Most of Florida's east coast right now
am I crazy, or is this a baby raptor chasing it's mother?
The Colorado Rockies getting into the spirit of the "holiday"
my dad is in the hospital with end stage pancreatic cancer. He's in one of these rooms. Gotta find the little bits of levity.
She ain't the prettiest bartender, but she pours a mean drink
PSA: Remember to check your shitters this Christmas.
Oh come on, Florida.
let's talk about that bread arrangement
Happy Father's Day!
DC in miniature
My drink was as happy to see me as I was to see it
Where you can major in redundancy.
shop.nhl failing on several levels here.
My dad sent me this picture of himself as a kid.
I'm going to need to see your ID.
My work is moving me from Maryland to Florida. On the one hand:
Is this the end of Florida Man?!
Guy made and brought a (mostly) functional, full scale remote controlled R2 model to my kids school.
I'm moving to Florida soon...so my town brought Florida Man to me.
NSA cat is monitoring your computer use
My cake day!
Say "toy boat" 10 times in a row
This intrepid fellow on his motorized scooter waiting to cross the highway is braver than I.
How my last car chose to break up with me.
if I sorta fits, I sits
Nike/NFL looking to cash in on Ray Rice incident.
He puts the "stunt" in stunted.
GPS: Turn right...now!
Walked into the cafeteria at work to find this.
I guess they're not familiar with Mitch Hedberg.
My kid pointed out the faces on his Captain America shield.
As a 12 year old living in Germany, this was my favorite restaurant.
25 years ago today, I was a 10 year old kid sitting on a toilet about 2 hours south of San Francisco, without pants on, when suddenly...
You Only Live Once Only?
Try not to party too hard tonight.
Looks like I'll get at least one more year out of this.
Browsing imgur at work has trained me to stifle my laughter.
MFW my coworker says "Amazon using drones to deliver stuff would be like something outta the Flintstones"
Couldn't resist.
This guy just chills by the pool in my complex
Even the local news is feeling the Fallout 4 hype.
This was on my door. Every time I look, I find something else.
Car loses fight with train
I tried to ask him why...
Cat logic: Bed = comfy. Studded belt on bed = more comfy
It's my cake day. Here's a bunch of baby fuzzballs that live in my apartment complex.
These weird roots near my house definitely don't look like anything.
Moved into a new condo. This was on a neighbor's car.
Dogmeat keeps giving me this look. It's the same look my old dog used to give me right after he'd farted.
South Florida's idea of a crisp fall night.
When the wife is "going to bed early" but Fallout 4 is calling to me
Saw this on an AHL facebook feed. Can't stop giggling at Faust literally signing a deal with the Devils.
Is it weird that I got stupid excited about a pink, pig-head-shaped cloud?