meesterjohnson

2985 pts · July 19, 2015


this looks like a guy in a heron costume

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This is the best word I've read today, so take your upvote!

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He is my representative, but I do not feel like he represents my interests. Except in this one very limited-in-scope case.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the shower beers.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My EV won't go into drive if a charging cable is attached. Just sayin'.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I figure polished chrome is a classic choice. :)

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

whatever happened to this guy? I can't even remember his name/channel/etc.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

sarahandersencomics covered this already.

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

THIS. 1,000,000,000x this.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We had fondue for 4. Wow, what a place.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's my representative. Even a broken clock is correct twice a day. ;)

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If it's a lake of lava then yes please.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A Scottish friend was looking forward to going to the US for at least one of Scotland's World Cup matches. He's now unsure whether he'll go.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, at least now I know what's in store for me and 3 of my closest friends next week. :)

"Your reservation at Weinstube und Bierkeller Till Eulenspiegel is confirmed"

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Would you like your consequences grave or dire?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What good does taking air out of their tires do when they can just put more air back in? 👹

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

At length I would be avenged; this was a point definitively settled

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have been taught that being poor is a moral failing, so they DESERVE to be hungry. At least that's how it's presented to us.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shareholder value only counts on a quarterly basis.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Because compliance does not enhance shareholder value? Just a guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This is the way.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How is babby formed?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His shtick was, "Women suck and are terrible [screams]!!!" As a teenager I enjoyed it but tbh I don't think it aged well.

7 months ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 11

Thank you, I guffawed.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stay strong. It's a marathon, not a sprint.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The number of participants in the anti-AfD protests sure made me feel a lot better.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I like the cut of her jib.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1