meltedbart

6284 pts ยท January 7, 2014


I still hold this opinion even after all these years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet you could play some sick games of "Rise of the Triad" on that thing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To the window! To the wall!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

>those veins

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steroids are a hell of a drug.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Taste the meat, not the heat!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seals are just dog mermaids anyhow, so of course they'll act like this.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Kids! Come help with the groceries!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only movie that made me cry was "Bridge to Terabithia".

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you ever see a blue PS1, grab it. They were manufactured for developers for testing purposes only, and can play games burned onto CDs.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wasn't this an Adult Swim show?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In order of least-to-most sour: apple, watermelon, black cherry, blue raspberry, lemon.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adjectives fail me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll need to thoroughly rinse those containers out beforehand.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They really need to clean their front porch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Majestic.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Barring that, white people'll listen to Trace Adkins.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That didn't help at all!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can say the same thing to Shadman.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That bitch Charlotte is gonna pay for making fun of Reagen."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'M SO AWAKE RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA BARK AT EVERYTHING UNTIL THE MORNING 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HEY LOOK A MOTH BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still a better show than "Keeping Up with the Kardashians".

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What evil hath you brought unto this household?"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and to show the Communists how much we rule!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guns.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks cute, but petting that belly is a horrible idea...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where the fuck are my limbs?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0