mem5000

2601 pts ยท August 9, 2016


oh look, my upstairs neighbor!

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm reminded of Jim Carrey in Liarl, Liar "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's just happy to help and be part of the process.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched some of that blond kid's interview. He seemed completely devoid of remorse, regret or any empathy whatsoever over what he'd done. It was almost like watching a reptile talk...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ok that answered my immediate question of 'why dont the iranians just drone it to little bits?'

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

>.> this rat drives better than i do

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"We make a lot of money" Who is "WE"?! A handful of rich oil tycoons? Like they don't have enough money as it is?

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't wait to vote for this man in nov.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here's the thing though... the ONLY thing that makes it step-sister porn -- THE ONLY THING : is the title! Ok i guess if you actually listen to the dialogue they might say something... but seriously, we all just FF through that shit.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ive noticed right leaners, tend to be in lockstep with the repugnicans. Lefties i see some who will disagree with the democratic party on various issues. But as the post points out... we have a binary election system.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If Trump could read, he would be very upset by this!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is such petty middle school type bullshit. It just makes my head hurt how infantile these people are.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 Attention Bajoren workers

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Somehow this is the left's fault right? :)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now that is what i call "ugly crying"!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that couple dead center on the bottom are... what?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fact that she's angling for clemency shows she has NO remorse for what she did..

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want them to show all the redacted FROM: ------------- in all the emails to epstien.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

F is for Filibuster!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I realize driving through ice for most people isn't a big deal... but for us in Texas... we see it so rarely, we treat it like Armageddon.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I drove through the ice to vote for him! 100% worth it!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He needs to kiss it to make it feel better now. It's just basic courtesy, you guys.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Dont rub the lamp if you dont want the genie to come out!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What in the ever loving F* did i just watch?!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now i feel like im letting my cat down. "Damn... my human ain't good for shit..."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quality.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And as an added bonus, when it all goes belly up, we the taxpayer get to pay for it all!

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and he looks too young...

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speaking of... where are those files? i thought numb nuts signed the law to release them!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat, while under the lingering effect of drugs, sat in her own diarrhea. Then she wobbled over to me and tricked me into picking her up and holding her on my belly and chest. As I was petting her, i noticed my chest felt wet... I lifted her up and it was F*ing EVERYWHERE. All over my shirt, all down her legs and butt... everywhere. Went through half a roll of paper towels cleaning it all up. Sigh, I love my cat.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0