microcactus

3095 pts ยท April 8, 2017


Yeah, no. We're having a fancy evening with that 10 dollar bottle right there.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^ this guy eagle scouts!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I stick to riding the firing ranges. Nice and peaceful.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Actual roller derby is boring as hell. That's why they push the beer sales so much at the rink.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eww, fondant? Just give me the beans.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I wish I still had mine. AM/FM, speaker, headphone jack, it was sweeeeet!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still need to redeem my Kool-Aid points. Oh, yeah!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once visited the World's Largest Ball of Twine in Minnesota.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Now I know you're not talking about the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The old Pizza Hut building in my town eventually got turned into a Dominos.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now that certainly is a distraction from the Epstein files!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How things turned out:

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, Mister. You're drinking a candle. You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what do you expect from an anti-dentite?

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Roller girl!!!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks but I really wanted a shed, mom.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind of monster pours the milk first before the cereal?!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he had, he wouldn't have gotten his research proposal back.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steroids are a hell of a drug.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You're the man now, dog!

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Earn peg rewards"

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't be such a cactus!

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Nebraska lost its bowl game that year. KOLN is a tv station in Lincoln, Nebraska. Thus, they are broadcasting that the game was a bummer for Nebraska.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still use them too.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I give this post a thumbs up.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hack the planet!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ol' prison pocket. You'd be surprised at what all you can fit up there.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0