mikecaa

85974 pts ยท November 8, 2021


I know you don't understand this right now, but when you're 11, I'll buy you a cell phone.

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Put them on ebay at an astronomical price and go fishing for millionairs.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In carmel indiana where I live, we have nothing but roundabouts. There is a group of 5 in a row where each one has different through lanes, manditory turn lanes, you have to lane change in some of them, go under an expressway, and if your completely successful, you can get to the emergency room entrance at the hospital.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quick! Hide!

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fantastic @op. That's a great win.

1 week ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Every friday we have pizza delivered for the whole team, and we've gotten to know Larry the pizza delivery guy because it's 30 pizzas and some work getting that in, and he helps setup. One day, we had an old tube TV sitting by the door and Larry was looking at it and asked if we were getting rid of it. Turns out he collects old TVs and video game systems so that day he got tipped $250 bucks, 3 old TVs, a VCR, a reel-to-reel tape player, some old telephones, an AV cart, and a bunch of cables.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Beee, dooo, bee, dooo. The new Krispy Kream is open. Get'em while they're hot.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

After the nukes, Claude AI and the Muppets are going to team up to take over the world.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No personal computers, no cell phones, no internet, 3 channels on TV, you're remote is your kid. It would be a living hell.

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Muliple passes

3 weeks ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Awesome! Go live your best life and don't listen to dumb asses.

3 weeks ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Right. An even larger spider

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We've raised two wonderful children who are grown and on their own and we're starting to enter the retirment years with a long bucket list. You've got to get some professional help, believe that it can be better and start fighting for it. Just remember not all people click with every therapist so find one that works for you. Trust me, I've seen it work. I wish you all the best.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend (now wife of 37 years) was ready to kill herself in her 20's. She had shut out all her friends and sank into a deep depression. I know it's hard to see a bettter life through the thick cloudyou are in. But the only thing final is actually killing yourself. Please don't. It took a few years of hard work before she started feeling better, but now she's very happy. >>

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was glad to see the arm move at the end, proving the guy was not lying there dead from a bite.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It is a requirement for many things.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd like to see one of them loaded full of shrimp and every cat in every home that it even got close to following it.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The rise of the machines has begun.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me: "Hey, this is not what I ordered! This is broccoli. " It: "I've put you on a diet, Dave."

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

good thing it's not an orange cat. Orange would just get stuck in a crash and reboot loop.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Bad dimm or a glitch with the motherboard.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Actually, you'd be surprised. Open or rural roads are great places to land as most traffic will stop once they see the aircraft and a good pilot can pick a spot. What will fuck you is a pole with wires. You can see the poles fine but not the wires so you don't know if they go down the road or over it. Farm fields are more dangerous as they often not level due to plow rows. In 41 years, only one crash on a rural county road.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When the absurd and reallity meet, the onion becomes more like the inquirer. It's made up shit, but just might turn out to be the truth.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

When we moved, we hired a crew and they had Sergi. This mountain of a man held a baby grand piano off the ground horizontally while three other guys got under it and screwed the legs back on. Then he gently set it down so all the feet where in their floor supports. I've never seen anything like it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it really does not matter what side of the political aisle you sit on. They want to control you.

1 month ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 6

My wife's name is Kelly. Kel is like a horse, ...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what I was thinking. How can you afford that? If I was a shareholder, I'd be sell the damn things already.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And jail sucks for both rich an poor.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it's souls because sometimes airlines transport dead people and they want to know how many live ones there are.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cousin used to use a can of hairspray every two days.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0