mksthomas

2725 pts · April 19, 2014


#45 oh, but it IS.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They’re freebies.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vengeance is… mine. For real, the takedown axe under the trench coat was artwork.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I divorced after ten, same reason. A year later, I met someone who makes me happier than I ever knew. It gets better, OP. You’ve got this, and you’ll be happier on the other side.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Least accurate part is drawing up fluids that fast without cavitating the shit out of it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I chase adderall with Monster. I’m here for a good time, not for a long time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always check out the producer of the song you like, and try to find their other work. I get lucky on finding other good tracks maybe half the time. Also, try putting the one you like in YouTube or Spotify, and check out the recommended songs, you’ll get a lot of similar ones.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“Saved his life”? Low speed accidents and fender benders… risky.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Oh, what’s that, kid? The classic ‘rev it’ sign? I was planning that a block back when I spotted you. Boom, now we’re both having a great day”

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#24 is one of the best parts of riding a bike. You think those kids are giddy? I’m grinning ear to ear in my helmet.

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Paige, no!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who’s the sexy armor chick, asking for a friend

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Employee of the month is a contest where it’s simultaneously possible to be a winner and a loser at the same time.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Your client has fallen on such hard times” Savage.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I meet a ton of new people at my job, and whenever they introduce themselves, I always ask “do you go by (full name)?” It’s maybe 50/50 that they don’t, and helps break the ice.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Arnold has the chaotic bro love gym energy we all should strive for.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The sheer number of times Holt went off-book for the right reasons makes him chaotic good at the very least.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also cum, just in, like, 30 minutes.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your mom said to young Johnny “I’m a fiddle player, too”

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck, that was HIM?!?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Scrolled to comment, you beat me.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Friendly juggernaut deployed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the coldest I’ve gone out was -7, on my shadow. That thing ran like a sewing machine.

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