mothmam

106329 pts · March 1, 2020


I’m a moth. And a ma’am.

1 stick equals 4oz or half a cup.

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Those look great.

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck yes Tom Waits

10 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ooh “lightcore” I like that.

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first pebble that will become an avalanche of zooming kitties…

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fascinating to hear his pov.

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Independent panel of doctors

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I asked that question like three times tonight

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Congrats! Good for you!

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh sure hang on let me get my daughter right away… WTF

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel ya Jane.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too

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#2 what is this straight out of my medical file?

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That’s a pretty low fucking bar

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A bit too cool? A bit too awesome?

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Colbert teaches Sunday school. I bet his class is fun. He might be the only Catholic Sunday school teacher I would leave my children alone with.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND chewed gum!

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Freudian slip

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Well you can never be too careful

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I love Ever!!!

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn those thighs!

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a huge problem with the evangelical lifestyle, but if I was a doctor, it wouldn’t make any difference. I’m there to treat patients not judge them.

2 days ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

I’ve always thought making cat trees would be a great little business. The markups are insane.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the correction. Vasquez was awesome.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A beautiful bittersweet dump.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best omelette I ever saw was in an episode of The Bear- filled with Boursin, topped with crushed sour cream & onion ruffles.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah after a couple times of him still coming over but not getting her “hints” she should have just used her words. And stayed sober.

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Feel better soon! I hope it’s not a migraine.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me who went to bed at 10pm, woke at 3:55am, alarm set for 5:45am reading this at 5:13 am… yep.

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Caesar childless

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