nihilzero

6383 pts ยท December 23, 2013


Florida Man prepares for Hurricane

Points 34
Comments 8
Views 76

"Honey, will you let me know if my Halloween decorations are getting too morbid?" "I'll let you know."

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 112

Another afternoon in Florida.

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 58

Bob and David are a National Treasure

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Comments 3
Views 1510

Swipe fuckin left.

Points 49
Comments 8
Views 74

I also love the metric system.

Points 7
Comments 12
Views 3

Not OC. But funniest thing I've seen all year.

Points 65
Comments 3
Views 89

In the 12th grade my English literature teacher taught us that foreshadowing doesn't exist.

Points -1
Comments 4
Views 58

Confectionary Science, Lesson 1: Fudge.

Points 24
Comments 11
Views 2005

The Greatest American Baked Macaroni and Cheese

Points 55
Comments 15
Views 1992

No-Refund Policy

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 526

Put the fucking pudding pops in the basket!!!

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 69

Comedian Tom Segura tries to maintain a straight face while an obsessed fan reveals her plan to sexually assault him in an impromptu stageside three-way.

Points 25
Comments 9
Views 477

Was she a great big fat person?

Points 16
Comments 0
Views 19

My friend told me that Imgur loves Astronaut Sloth. This is what I expected to find.

Points 15
Comments 4
Views 78

She told me "2 muthafuckin back my cockoff 'less she take a hatchet to my 'nuggs.'"

Points 31
Comments 9
Views 768

Sick of all the tiny tools on Imgur today...So I Google Image Searched for "Huge Tools"

Points 27
Comments 13
Views 65

When my day culminates into an American Midnight snack and Imgur.

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 141

A story about the hole in one's soul from commenting too late and having the best goddamned pun of the day.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 69

Surely, I cannot be the only one who misses reading the insane headlines from the Weekly World News in the checkout line.

Points 15
Comments 10
Views 213

When people use this meme without rhyming the first part with "Surprise"

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 66

"Yeah...'Bite it' just don't use any teeth."

Points 9
Comments 7
Views 38

You're gettin' Old, John.

Points 12
Comments 9
Views 280

She sounds nice...but hold the manure, please.

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 90
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