Florida Man prepares for Hurricane
"Honey, will you let me know if my Halloween decorations are getting too morbid?" "I'll let you know."
Another afternoon in Florida.
Bob and David are a National Treasure
Swipe fuckin left.
I also love the metric system.
Not OC. But funniest thing I've seen all year.
In the 12th grade my English literature teacher taught us that foreshadowing doesn't exist.
Confectionary Science, Lesson 1: Fudge.
The Greatest American Baked Macaroni and Cheese
No-Refund Policy
Put the fucking pudding pops in the basket!!!
Comedian Tom Segura tries to maintain a straight face while an obsessed fan reveals her plan to sexually assault him in an impromptu stageside three-way.
Was she a great big fat person?
My friend told me that Imgur loves Astronaut Sloth. This is what I expected to find.
She told me "2 muthafuckin back my cockoff 'less she take a hatchet to my 'nuggs.'"
Sick of all the tiny tools on Imgur today...So I Google Image Searched for "Huge Tools"
When my day culminates into an American Midnight snack and Imgur.
A story about the hole in one's soul from commenting too late and having the best goddamned pun of the day.
Surely, I cannot be the only one who misses reading the insane headlines from the Weekly World News in the checkout line.
When people use this meme without rhyming the first part with "Surprise"
"Yeah...'Bite it' just don't use any teeth."
You're gettin' Old, John.
She sounds nice...but hold the manure, please.