Celebrating My Cake Day
AllI Want For Christmas
What do you get when you snag a piece of cold pizza for breakfast, and eat while you are getting dressed? THIS.
Secret Santa 2022
New Years Party: the aftermath.
Why 2020 Needs to Be Over
<Insert Giant Kohlrabi Joke Here>
As a woman, I think I am sexist. I am annoyed by the ladies showing it all, but hoped that RHCP would come out in socks.
Oh the things you see....
Thank you #SecretSanta2020! “Home is where the dogs are” is literally one of the most descriptive phrases ever for me and my eleven rescue doggos❣️
Patton's Pit Bull Willie, mourning, on the day of his master's death.
Dear Secret Santa, thank you for making me cry. ♥️♥️♥️
Found on Etsy when looking for a handmade baby hat. Because apparently Cabbage Patch Kids are cuter than real kids.
My face, as a brand new Realtor, when I landed the listing contract on an almost million dollar home today
My first listing. Not gonna lie, I am completely stoked about this!
Trolling in the real world: You're doing it right.
I am a Realtor. Today I took a client into a house where a cat followed us everywhere, staring with evil cat eyes. How we felt:
Yep.
Looking for Imgurian help!
I have a new business, and want to use Twitter to promote. I am hoping you guys can teach me what to do in MANAGEABLE bites!
I've been cleaning, and found a load of old photographs and yearbooks.
Perfect end to Halloween night
That's Gonna Leave A Mark....
My HS aged son decided he wants to play Lacrosse this year. I want to get him a stick for his bday in Feb. Need recommendations!
Crammed the 72 hour course into 8 days, passed the exam, offered the job!
FitBit Flex people~ are there any options that are more attractive than the rubber bands? As a professional lady, these are MEH.
Lifeguarded Ironman WI this morning. The guy in the boat has CP. Brother is doing the race with him, because it is his dream.
Also while cleaning, found my copy of the best book ever. Stay Gold, Ponyboy. Stay Gold.
I am a swim coach, and train Ironmen swimmers. I also lifeguard the race, so I am on the course with them. SO PROUD of them!
Happy Birthday to me, from my herd of furballs. Thanks, guys.
Meet Mr Balls, Brazil's new testicular cancer mascot. Almost as attractive as the originals.
Nordic god Nick Mangold bird-dogging Willie Colon.
Thunder is an 11# 3 yo mini poodle. UTD on shots/ fixed/needs rehomed ASAP. Contact me if you are interested.
I recently started a real estate company and am finalizing my logo and thank you notes. Thoughts?
I have 5 dogs. One got into the trash and took out a Skyline Chili can. Guess which one?
A little old lady in leggings and spike heels was driving this car. The spinners made it awesome!
Meet Tom and Anthony. They are walking from Milwaukee to LA to raise funds for our veterans. SUPPORT THEM. Link in comments.
Diana Nyad: Swimming Cuba to Florida at 64 years old, making the rest of us look bad.
MRW my kid had to take a urine test for his job, and he was worried they would find his asthma medicine in his pee.
The majestic things you find when you have photos taken to list a client's house.
Tomorrow I am starting with government offices. Should be a good time.
Because a dog or cat is probably the best. Valentine. EVER. Go getcha one!
MRW I found out that my son had doubled his standardized testing scores this year from last. High basic to mid proficient!
A thought for you on your early Saturday evening....
My baby went in for a teeth cleaning, and the vet found three "suspicious" lesions. I think my heart is breaking.
A Note to My Husband~ Whom I Hope to Some Day Deserve.
Imgur, I know you love bacon in any form. I think this might be stretching it. But I bought it anyway. For science.
It's A Glorious Day, Imgur. Go Out There And Do Something Amazing With It.
First grade, 1979~ you were my best friend. Hard to believe you have been gone 12 years tomorrow. See you at the crossroads!
Something I am sure Imgurs already know, but always a good reminder....
The Lego version of our mascot.
Mom and pop grocery store going out of business due to two mega-chains and a Super Walmart. Fuck progress.
I am white, with blond hair and blue eyes. My son is black. His black friend today said, "I didn't know you were white!"
Oh, Cartoon Network, how the mighty have fallen.
Probably not a big deal to most, but I am taking college courses after an 18 year break! My brain NEEDS this!
Because a Mom's Gotta Brag: Starting Middle Linebacker, Captain.
My Aussie friend surprised me with every flavor of TimTams you can get. I need ideas for a return present! Ideas, please?!
Loving the focus on this camera. The guy took it from across the field.