nirduwelle

927 pts ยท December 24, 2014


Zaxby's is not a chicken restaurant. Why didn't you tell them they gave you the wrong order? A lot easier than driving to the next town.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because he doesn't play for Man United.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There has been no tin foil since Christ made Corporal.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never been so hard up that I had to use a web site for a date. Do some research on people gone missing seeking love on Craig's list.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Sure. That's worth the risk of getting raped and having your throat slashed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'm pretty sure Cousteau knew that air is not a fluid.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I like to think that these guys showed up with a pocket full of roofies and a windowless van with all the inside door handles removed.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

The true cringeworthy person is not in the pic. It's the father who agreed to pay for this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try watching something besides your Xbox and Big Bang Theory.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I still can't get past an International Harvester refrigerator.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scientology was not a religion until L Ron Hubbard discovered religions are tax exempt.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Scientology was not a religion until L Ron Hubbard discovered religions are tax exempt.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When your population gets to 330 million, give us a call to let us know how it's working out for you.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

And the tail doesn't skip a beat.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chamberlain, like you, thought you can use logic and reason with a lunatic.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Yes. If only we had used words and reason with Hitler. Are you listening, Neville Chamberlain?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

The content of her logic suggests she may be a California politician. I'm pretty sure Gov. Brown would back her up.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

But what happens when CSI or NCIS or Criminal Minds needs a court order to exhume a body to solve a case?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're bragging?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where does one get a copy of the Viking Penal Code?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Court Jester's routines haven't changed much over the centuries.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is this in bad replies? Comment is absolutely correct.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Would you want to sit in the cabin behind the engine?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inspiration for stupid-ass bicycle helmets.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suggested title..."Musings of a crack addict."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Spielberg's house?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was the camera man riding a square wheeled unicycle ?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I clicked DOWNLOAD, went out for lunch, got the car washed, grocery shopped and came home. It was installed!! I smell a rat.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1