nursesalt

579043 pts ยท June 4, 2013


I'm Dr. Pepper's assistant. If this bio gets the front page I'll buy a Top hat and post a picture of my dog with it on.

That used to be my twitter profile pic before. Well you know

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ok bootlicker.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Strange New worlds is actually pretty good. They just have a fun episode every season. This one something was making them sing. It's better than Discovery that's for sure.

8 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I don't even remember posting this lol

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's been a DEA joke for at least a decade.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

9 months ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 0

It really fucking does it bro. I was updating my myspace song yesterday it still feels like.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She was a good girl. Sorry for your loss.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I will. He's a good boy! :)

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Still doesn't make up for his anti-vax nonsense. But I can be happy about this.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Do it!

11 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 34

Worf and a Barrell.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They ended up losing it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh well I ordered there because I work in front of a screen all day.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Can y'all do one of these on a fucking weekend?

1 year ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 3

Well that's my favorite overall this is my favorite Quark scene.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love that theme song. Deep down you know you do too.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I don't usually like that term. But after arguing with that guy for another 10 minutes after this I say the shoe fits. The guy replying isn't me I got into it with him later.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought the quote was good tbh I didn't even think about it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because people thought tariffs would make prices go down somehow. Nothing he promised was worth a shit.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

More so referring to their promises not reality.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's more so their claim/ what they voted for. Not the reflection of reality.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that was after he spread election lies for months. Told them to fight also. But sure jan

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got no idea sorry dude. I stole this image.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that line about plucking out your own eyes. It was incredibly based.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well that's the difference between ending the cycle or changing the cycle. Either or works.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best you can do is give your children a different childhood.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0