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6645 pts ยท October 22, 2013


They Live. A John Carpenter masterpiece from the 80s.

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

And all the clams you can eat!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, I get it if his comedy isn't everyone's cup of giggles, but I've never heard someone go, "Patton Oswalt? Fuck that guy! He's about as funny as a dead puppy!"

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does anyone say otherwise? He's funny in everything he's in!

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wheaties! Breakfast of champions!

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, in the Spatula district. They're in the yellow pages, under "spatula".

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#32 I was that little boy, too. I can still spell methylchloroisothiazolinone. Why? Idk. But it was in the shampoo.

4 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Sleep 3 there has 10mg melatonin. I'd be asleep for a week.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That crow is the most important thing on this website.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#9 Oh, IIIIII ain't got no booooooody

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Into the mercy seat, I climb...

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#37 Look, I am 30 or 40 years old, and can't deal with this level of being targeted.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Iron Maiden? Excellent!

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HARRUMPH!

9 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Anyway, go read Going Postal, it's fantastic.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's a bit of plot in Going Postal about it. Without spoiling much, they use a semaphore-like system to send messages, not unlike a telegram. They're repeated down a chain of posts until they reach a destination. But there are special message instructions, too. GNU means when the message reaches the end terminal, it should be repeated back to the first terminal, and back again, forever. A person's memory remains alive as long as it is spoken. GNU keeps a name and memory alive forever.

10 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

#9 this is pretty silly, but as the parent of a toddler, I've definitely been that tired. And am still that tired. Oh, so very tired.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#12 well now I do!

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#3 That's funny, I used to play bass for Unholy Meat Obelisk.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I do love all the fiddly bits around the edges.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 There's nothing there. Beware.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's riding the pig! Zoooooom!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

C * 2 + 30 is pretty close (the real one is C * 9/5 + 32).
10 C? 10 * 2 + 30 = 50 F, so too cold for shorts you weirdo.
30 C? 30 * 2 + 30 = 90F. Way too hot for a jacket, you weirdo.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I made cookies with my 2 year old earlier this week. I think he ate half the dough instead of balling it up and shaping it. Then didn't want any cookies. Toddlers!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

P A R A S I T E S

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Wait, that's no moon!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two unrelated puns in two sentences, and a footnote that needs a footnote? Definitely Discworld.

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Nobody said "easy," they said "practice." Practice makes better.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I still like the idea better than New Year's resolutions, though. If you're gonna vow to do something you probably won't, fuck it, get drunk and make it BIG!

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0