6645 pts ยท October 22, 2013
They Live. A John Carpenter masterpiece from the 80s.
And all the clams you can eat!
I mean, I get it if his comedy isn't everyone's cup of giggles, but I've never heard someone go, "Patton Oswalt? Fuck that guy! He's about as funny as a dead puppy!"
Does anyone say otherwise? He's funny in everything he's in!
Wheaties! Breakfast of champions!
No, in the Spatula district. They're in the yellow pages, under "spatula".
#32 I was that little boy, too. I can still spell methylchloroisothiazolinone. Why? Idk. But it was in the shampoo.
Sleep 3 there has 10mg melatonin. I'd be asleep for a week.
That crow is the most important thing on this website.
#9 Oh, IIIIII ain't got no booooooody
Into the mercy seat, I climb...
#37 Look, I am 30 or 40 years old, and can't deal with this level of being targeted.
Iron Maiden? Excellent!
HARRUMPH!
Anyway, go read Going Postal, it's fantastic.
There's a bit of plot in Going Postal about it. Without spoiling much, they use a semaphore-like system to send messages, not unlike a telegram. They're repeated down a chain of posts until they reach a destination. But there are special message instructions, too. GNU means when the message reaches the end terminal, it should be repeated back to the first terminal, and back again, forever. A person's memory remains alive as long as it is spoken. GNU keeps a name and memory alive forever.
#9 this is pretty silly, but as the parent of a toddler, I've definitely been that tired. And am still that tired. Oh, so very tired.
#12 well now I do!
#3 That's funny, I used to play bass for Unholy Meat Obelisk.
I do love all the fiddly bits around the edges.
#1 There's nothing there. Beware.
He's riding the pig! Zoooooom!
C * 2 + 30 is pretty close (the real one is C * 9/5 + 32). 10 C? 10 * 2 + 30 = 50 F, so too cold for shorts you weirdo. 30 C? 30 * 2 + 30 = 90F. Way too hot for a jacket, you weirdo.
I made cookies with my 2 year old earlier this week. I think he ate half the dough instead of balling it up and shaping it. Then didn't want any cookies. Toddlers!
P A R A S I T E S
Wait, that's no moon!
Two unrelated puns in two sentences, and a footnote that needs a footnote? Definitely Discworld.
Nobody said "easy," they said "practice." Practice makes better.
I still like the idea better than New Year's resolutions, though. If you're gonna vow to do something you probably won't, fuck it, get drunk and make it BIG!
They Live. A John Carpenter masterpiece from the 80s.
And all the clams you can eat!
I mean, I get it if his comedy isn't everyone's cup of giggles, but I've never heard someone go, "Patton Oswalt? Fuck that guy! He's about as funny as a dead puppy!"
Does anyone say otherwise? He's funny in everything he's in!
Wheaties! Breakfast of champions!
No, in the Spatula district. They're in the yellow pages, under "spatula".
#32 I was that little boy, too. I can still spell methylchloroisothiazolinone. Why? Idk. But it was in the shampoo.
Sleep 3 there has 10mg melatonin. I'd be asleep for a week.
That crow is the most important thing on this website.
#9 Oh, IIIIII ain't got no booooooody
Into the mercy seat, I climb...
#37 Look, I am 30 or 40 years old, and can't deal with this level of being targeted.
Iron Maiden? Excellent!
HARRUMPH!
Anyway, go read Going Postal, it's fantastic.
There's a bit of plot in Going Postal about it. Without spoiling much, they use a semaphore-like system to send messages, not unlike a telegram. They're repeated down a chain of posts until they reach a destination. But there are special message instructions, too. GNU means when the message reaches the end terminal, it should be repeated back to the first terminal, and back again, forever. A person's memory remains alive as long as it is spoken. GNU keeps a name and memory alive forever.
#9 this is pretty silly, but as the parent of a toddler, I've definitely been that tired. And am still that tired. Oh, so very tired.
#12 well now I do!
#3 That's funny, I used to play bass for Unholy Meat Obelisk.
I do love all the fiddly bits around the edges.
#1 There's nothing there. Beware.
He's riding the pig! Zoooooom!
C * 2 + 30 is pretty close (the real one is C * 9/5 + 32).
10 C? 10 * 2 + 30 = 50 F, so too cold for shorts you weirdo.
30 C? 30 * 2 + 30 = 90F. Way too hot for a jacket, you weirdo.
I made cookies with my 2 year old earlier this week. I think he ate half the dough instead of balling it up and shaping it. Then didn't want any cookies. Toddlers!
P A R A S I T E S
Wait, that's no moon!
Two unrelated puns in two sentences, and a footnote that needs a footnote? Definitely Discworld.
Nobody said "easy," they said "practice." Practice makes better.
I still like the idea better than New Year's resolutions, though. If you're gonna vow to do something you probably won't, fuck it, get drunk and make it BIG!