omgturtles

50637 pts · January 12, 2013


I'm a lady person who lives in Middle Zealand. I have a mentally broken jack Russell named Zak, two hyline chooks named Cotton & Heidi and four arucanas, Charlie, Peach, Holly & Dolly. They're all crazy. . I'm not very good with small talk and I make inappropriate pick up lines at inappropriate times. And I like it that way. How ewe doin? I enjoy submitting random images to user sub, they don't always make sense. Shh no tears, only dreams now. NSFW OC http://i.imgur.com/QSxXBan.gif

What did the horse say when it fell?

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Six years with you weirdos, here is my favourite OC.

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For my fellow Kiwis.

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Greetings

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I can't think of a witty title, but here's the story of our dog!

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MRW someone wakes the baby that I just sacrificed hours, a llama, my sanity and two goats to get to sleep.

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It's been a week of radio silence.

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On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

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A lottle, more than a little.

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Friendly reminder.

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my best friend didn't wake up this morning.

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10/10 for landing.

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"ᴵ ᵇᵃᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᵃʳˢ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᵉᶰᵉᵐᶦᵉˢ⋅"

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People, control your f**king animals.

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When a post doesn't go as well as hoped.

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How it feels trying to fit in to pre-pregnancy jeans.

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Cattain Meow hasn't been the same since his catnip stash was stolen.

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My best, and last, hair tie just broke.

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Browsing through usersub today...

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Welcome to Space Cat Facts, I will be your guide.

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The boss asked me to change the printer cartridge.

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What I think happens when someone has a different opinion to the crowd of Imgur.

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Oh ok, if you insist.

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Accurate depiction of what it's like learning how to nurse a tiny human.

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A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel.

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Imgur, I've realised I'm in a love/hate relationship with you.

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Welcome to Space Turtle Facts*, I will be your guide.

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It's my 2nd cake day. Please accept kitty bunbun as a token of my celebration.

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Just picked up my new glasses, this is pretty much an accurate representation of the experience.

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It's like the water is breathing, and that makes me feel uncomfortable.

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This pretty much sums up my social skills.

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"Perhaps I have made a terrible mistake" - Dog.

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Imgur, the time has arrived.

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As an America's Cup fan, MRW our boat almost capsized.

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MRW I received this months power bill.

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This will always amuse me. Always.

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I just got myself a new laptop and it has touchscreen. Send help immediately.

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Various Imgurians: Game of Thrones Edition.

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"That guys brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell the crazy on him. "

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Suffering the worst flu ever right now. MRW I do anything.

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How I sometimes imagine the downvote fairies.

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Just been diagnosed with gestational diabetes in my last week of pregnancy.

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Currently five months pregnant, MRW any food is placed in front of me.

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My mums dog is an escape artist and after 30mins of searching outside, we found her.

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I just noticed we can favourite the gifs people post in comments.

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MRW I see this gif I made being claimed by others.

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Hello... No wait... Come back.

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I don't even know why I'm submitting this, but I am.

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How I imagine various Imgurians.

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Enjoy a slight reprieve from LNI.

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Just got my ten week old son to sleep by humming the Harry Potter theme song.

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When the feels train arrives while reading a good book.

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To my fellow Oceanic and/or LNI browsers, HELLO FRIENDS!

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During my happiness it would appear I misused a meme, for which I apologise.

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While browsing the front page, I was reminded of this version I made last year.

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