30192 pts ยท December 21, 2022
Just another guy being a dude
Ah, I was 14, and I had spent the last 4 months watching the Today music video on MTV so I was dying to have the album.
Shit I bought a 14mpg premium preferring SUV because it was cheap, easy to repair, and dirt cheap to insure. Also needs the extra space, but coulda made do with a hatchback. Although if gas prices were a concern I wouldn't have bought one that prefers premium.
A garage? In this economy?
Fuck. I got about 2 CD's a year, I'll never forget asking my parents for 2 weeks to get Dookie when it came out, I had just gotten Siamese Dream for Christmas. I was jumping with joy when my dad brought it home on Friday after getting paid.
They look the same, but they don't feel the same
I only tried the OG and TNG, to be fair, but I just didn't like the style of writing and drama. Felt much more like a soap opera.
That's how old cars would tell you something was wrong. Blink BlinkBlink BlinkBlinkBlink BlinkBlinkAh, an EGR problem, great.
#14 Could never get in to Star Trek, but The orville had my attention from the first 30 seconds to the last 30 seconds.
Is it not the norm for one parent to do drop off and the other to do pickup?
Is there a way to fix any of this without a loss of jobs?
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And no one was injured. All I needed to hear
Has you preference for your own pupic hair style changed over time? Personally I went from full shave to just keeping it tidy and only shaving around the important bits. Ain't nobody got time for that, and I'm nobody.
More like I've put all of my payment info and have entered my SSN many a time along with all of my family's photos.Also the last thing I need is someone looking for a spare throw away phone to do nefarious things with while I'm the last registered owner of said phone, so best to just make it completely useless.
I just make sure to crack the rom chip. Two pair of pliers and snap.
Some add up to 100, others add up to 99
Magnet won't really work on the type of hardware they use unless you can spin it really fast.But setting off the sprinkler system could cause quite the setback.
They are concrete obelisks, they are hard to burn. But the person who took money to allow them well now, they only have a wooden house
Sticky is great for slipping as it keep you from being able to properly lift your foot off the slick floor
Or just lube. Astroglide comes in a very handy squeeze tube and you can get some real distance from it. But perhaps this fellow only has experience with the gun variety.
I sure hope there a metal plate in there for rigidity, otherwise a sufficient bump might be enough to cause a sudden, huge problem.
Thanks for playing, hope the next joke provides you with that mental caviar you so crave
The phrase "market price" literally means "market price", but to anyone who has had the enjoyment of asking about market price, it means "expensive as fuck". If you aren't in that latter category, then you weren't the intended audience of the joke and that's ok, but to then try and tell everyone it can't possibly be funny because you don't find it so is beyond stupid.
Ok, so when faced with the actual point of the joke, you just further deny it?
I work near railways a lot and always pump my arm for a toot toot. My favorite was when it was just a pickup truck doing a rail inspection and he gave it his all laying on that horn
It's a joke utilizing how expensive restaurants don't list steak and lobster prices, and just say "market price" because if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.
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Sport or torture? Those are the only options?
C'mon down to pizza rat child casino!
Russia cares about everything that makes them look bad
Ah, I was 14, and I had spent the last 4 months watching the Today music video on MTV so I was dying to have the album.
Shit I bought a 14mpg premium preferring SUV because it was cheap, easy to repair, and dirt cheap to insure. Also needs the extra space, but coulda made do with a hatchback. Although if gas prices were a concern I wouldn't have bought one that prefers premium.
A garage? In this economy?
Fuck. I got about 2 CD's a year, I'll never forget asking my parents for 2 weeks to get Dookie when it came out, I had just gotten Siamese Dream for Christmas. I was jumping with joy when my dad brought it home on Friday after getting paid.
They look the same, but they don't feel the same
I only tried the OG and TNG, to be fair, but I just didn't like the style of writing and drama. Felt much more like a soap opera.
That's how old cars would tell you something was wrong. Blink BlinkBlink BlinkBlinkBlink BlinkBlink
Ah, an EGR problem, great.
#14 Could never get in to Star Trek, but The orville had my attention from the first 30 seconds to the last 30 seconds.
Is it not the norm for one parent to do drop off and the other to do pickup?
Is there a way to fix any of this without a loss of jobs?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NnF3bWJtdmI4eHZxeGpxd3N2MTdtZXgxMGlvaHVjc3ZrdG1sZGdqcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/13A7YlLvYVDnmU/200w.webp
And no one was injured. All I needed to hear
Has you preference for your own pupic hair style changed over time? Personally I went from full shave to just keeping it tidy and only shaving around the important bits. Ain't nobody got time for that, and I'm nobody.
More like I've put all of my payment info and have entered my SSN many a time along with all of my family's photos.
Also the last thing I need is someone looking for a spare throw away phone to do nefarious things with while I'm the last registered owner of said phone, so best to just make it completely useless.
I just make sure to crack the rom chip. Two pair of pliers and snap.
Some add up to 100, others add up to 99
Magnet won't really work on the type of hardware they use unless you can spin it really fast.
But setting off the sprinkler system could cause quite the setback.
They are concrete obelisks, they are hard to burn. But the person who took money to allow them well now, they only have a wooden house
Sticky is great for slipping as it keep you from being able to properly lift your foot off the slick floor
Or just lube. Astroglide comes in a very handy squeeze tube and you can get some real distance from it. But perhaps this fellow only has experience with the gun variety.
I sure hope there a metal plate in there for rigidity, otherwise a sufficient bump might be enough to cause a sudden, huge problem.
Thanks for playing, hope the next joke provides you with that mental caviar you so crave
The phrase "market price" literally means "market price", but to anyone who has had the enjoyment of asking about market price, it means "expensive as fuck". If you aren't in that latter category, then you weren't the intended audience of the joke and that's ok, but to then try and tell everyone it can't possibly be funny because you don't find it so is beyond stupid.
Ok, so when faced with the actual point of the joke, you just further deny it?
I work near railways a lot and always pump my arm for a toot toot. My favorite was when it was just a pickup truck doing a rail inspection and he gave it his all laying on that horn
It's a joke utilizing how expensive restaurants don't list steak and lobster prices, and just say "market price" because if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OW83cGcxYjR3cGJzdnpvNDZvc294MzhjOWlveWFxNTR6cHVwOHF0NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/229P3dnAW8RzceKbps/200w.webp
Sport or torture? Those are the only options?
C'mon down to pizza rat child casino!
Russia cares about everything that makes them look bad