dirty tricks dept.
John
ikr
Its my cakeday!
yep
busted...
WINNING!
oops
Hope abounds..
oops..
I know the C-Virus is scary, but try working with a 4 year-old dressed like Spiderman perched on the kitchen table behind you whispering "can you hear me breathe". Day 6.
Todays the day!
surfs up?
a short dump..
ummm...
ayup
sad
and no skidmarks..
The more you know
Fun fact: If you rip a hole in a net, it will have less holes.
a message from my ex
nailed it
Floating Stone sculpture by Smaban Abbas
A Golden Sunset
Scholastic releases new Texas science book approved by Betsy DeVos
I don't want to spoil this, but chapter 14, when they do 'it' without socks..? (in oprah voice) steeeaaamyyy!!
Arbys: we dont even try anymore.
Not even once
remember kids..
When the nurse is sick of hearing your anti-vaxxer crap..
forget about the bull...
sigh..
oops...
this is fun to do..
Its my birthday, so... Road Trip!
ditto
what can I say...
worth a try..
the more you know..?
I've seen enough movies to know
Boogerisms
fun enough for me..
When you want to watch the Bills-Texans game but like an idiot you have directv..
Methane bubbles frozen in Lake Baikal, Russia
ka-ching
what a time to be alive!
oh boy
cant wait..
I miss Jake..
John Fitzgerald Kennedy May 29, 1917 – November 22, 1963
a great coat
c'mon guys, think this thru..
I found this in the discount bin at Kmart. Its mostly just him evicting widows & orphans, and screaming at black people from his limo.
trump thinks its melania pence thinks its melania and melania is just happy she's not the trois in this ménage à ..
ok..
oops
I dont want to know what they use for dye..
Potential tragedy has a happy ending
ummm...