punderstorm

8442 pts ยท April 25, 2013


I hate bios, but i love puns

Shit, fair. Maybe we should let Obama run again

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Personally I think they should just let him run again, but throw out all the votes for him, Because he is ineligible. Just like when people kept writing in "chuck norris" back in the day.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

As a man with a little gray in his beard, #3 would be great to hear, also I'm fixed, so creampies all day. But sadly am all alone. I must just be ugly...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Underwater friends, you are my underwater, underwater friends! -toki wartooth,

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

On top of that, it wasn't just being pulled into the sand, it was being pulled into THE SPIRT REALM, and she still managed to stop it for a bit

2 weeks ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

So its treated just like "THE GAME" was in the 2000s. Got it

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yea, we would all be dead. So it would actually make it a better place.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Should be snoop, Willie Nelson, and then Keith Richard, or is my age showing? And from the comments diesel is Dr. Rockzo, the rock and roll clown

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Banned from music television cuz you could see his junk, thru his jumpsuit?

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is there supposed to be a downside?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still not convinced #20 isn't cake

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a wizard, if you want REAL moon water, grab some water out of a lake, I guarantee its seen more full moons then you could ever imagine.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never been there myself, but I would imagine they claim that because they still get snow, but it doesn't get ridiculously cold so you can enjoy it more. I miss the 10ish feet a year we used to get up here, now we're lucky to get the 2ft we have this year. It's been 5 years since we got enough to even build a proper snow fort you can stand up in.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like back up to alaska, we're built to take it. Damn global warming is stealing all my snow!

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Glad I'm not the only one who has loved. my only issue so far is constantly thinking about elastigirl....

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You didn't make them right, I didnt see you put it all in a bowl baby, and stir it with a wooden spoon

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an Alaskan, O HEY, that's where my seasonal windstorm is!. Global warming should give that back.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I for one, welcome our new cat overlords

1 month ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

If I wasn't holding out for that BEAST of a woman integra, I would fuck the red right out of those eyes...

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who would have thought after all these years of abuse, you would have such thin skin. You gotta toughen up

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, that's why the government had to "bail out" most of them. We totally did that

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why yes I do actually. Bring it in

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry most of them use the term "higher power" as if that's not just Walmart brand god

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Kwasadill-a. I think i butcherd it enough to get the pronunciation right...

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For some reason- fullsonderfoximist. No idea if your a Full metal alchemist fan or not.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We are the mooninights, we are here to steal your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

BEHOLD, CORN!!!!!!!!

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can relate to that, went thru a bad divorce with basically my HS sweetheart, we were together from 18-30. After that I had no idea who I was. 7 years later I'm still figuring it out. On a brighter note I love helping people with stuff like this. I also love puns, and throw them around like a thinderstorm, So that's how I picked this name. Most other places I am simply "fuzzy" no real reason there, just a nickname i picked up. I would suggest not overthinking it

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Read that as "A bacon has gone dark". Now I'm both sad and hungry

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Son(Fox)Der. A Fox in Sonder. If you wanted to be able to keep Fox.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0