MRW someone calls me a whore on the internet
Tree litter
Gump
MRW no-one thinks I'm funny...
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'I didn't even want the turkey anyway!'
MRW I'm the spare wheel on my two best friends' double dates
Just bootyful
Professor Whiskers is displeased with your efforts
MRW my friends hear me drunkenly stumbling around.