quade

2005476 pts · November 18, 2012


The second time my German Shepherd/Collie mix squeezed/broke halfway through her crate, and her collar was stuck on the thin bars... yeah, I stopped making her wear it unless going out for long. :(

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YEAH, BOY! Instead of GOOD BOY!

4 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

don't think just post this everywhere

4 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought the asian-woman driver joke went out with Family Guy like, two cancellations ago.

4 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 9

Cheetah!

6 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You can't read what that dude is saying the whole time. And the captions don't line up to their mouths.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I'm sorry that happened, and I'm glad you're okay, but honestly? That's going to make for the best wedding photo when you look back at this on your 25th anniversary. You wouldn't settle for anything else. ❤️

6 hours ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

This girl I met on hotmatches.ai ... oh, oh crap.

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shiny!

7 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I won't be shocked but I need to see some proof here...

7 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No potatoes have positive value

7 hours ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Please caption videos. Not all people can hear

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

That's why there are so many unrealistic expectations. Sorry.

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

btw, comment of the day!

9 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@OP YES! Excellent revenue stream! Please report back

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a bearded man, please?!

9 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

*banjo playing intensifies*

12 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lift their asses up anyway. Like, waaay up into the sky.

12 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is what most AI models train on.

12 hours ago | Likes 208 Dislikes 1

(that's to Kash, not OP)

12 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hands just got incredibly sweaty, and my sphincter did a thing that bothers me.

12 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Unless there's candy, though, right?

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, that'd be exhausting.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would abuse the shit out of that, I'm sorry.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks amazing

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You see, mansplaining is a condescending or patronizing form of communication where a person explains something to people like you, a woman, since they know less, regardless of their actual expertise. /s

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Revelation is bullshit, and the current new Jerusalem apparently is a shit hole. God is not real.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

third space?

1 day ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

They don't know any better?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0