randomthoth

30820 pts ยท April 14, 2015


"The Shadow may know what evil lurks in the hearts of men, but I've got to get in there and poke around some"

I'm sorry for your loss

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Does this onesie make my ass look big?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make baklava or maybe strudel

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sepia is Mexico, what country is this shade of red in movies?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The color came first because they aren't naturally Orange

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just don't look at the text chat labeled "work mutually assured destruction"

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Having dealt with people with the same economic skills before they came to my workplace, BANKRUPTING YOUR PREVIOUS BUSINESS IS NOT A QUALIFICATION

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, basically state media now

4 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Put your hands on your hips

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No, alright I'll say it. She'd be good at building erections

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Sorry TinyOctopus, I'm going to need a baby seal

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Brainiac just wants some pants

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"AND IN THIS CORNER COMING IN AT 75kg THE TORNADO!"

2 months ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

Are you the same Absolute Monsters, that played with Jon Cleary?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"The Shadow may know what evil lurks in the hearts of men, but me I've got to get in there and dig around some!"

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like a Galileo barometer

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the reasons I bought my specific "newer" car was because it had buttons I didn't have to look at. Dial a call? Same pattern as a push button phone dial without looking

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

All I know is they keep your pickles crisp

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR HOGSWATCH, SMALL HUMAN?

3 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

"Don't gaslight me Jesus!"

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Remember all that stupid stuff you did while on drugs from your surgery? Well I recorded you in that vulnerable moment you know, just in case"

4 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0