redoubtable1

129997 pts ยท October 13, 2013


Smudge being angry about me packing, a long time ago.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I travel frequently for work. Smudge used to do that, but now she sees the bag come down and glares at me from down the hall while I pack. Later she'll sit in my lap, but in the morning as I leave, she'll give me the cold shoulder and not let me pet her. When I get home, I get greeted, but she keeps her distance until I unpack and the bag goes back up in the closet. Then, and only then, do I get forgiven and am allowed to pet her while she sits in my lap.

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There were no purrs and I don't know if anyone is interested in the murder documentary my wife was watching. I wasn't.

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Sometimes we go the other way and it's two cheeks at the same time.

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Not to scale. Just to look at.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, they're prints. No stickers.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unable To Process Request. Insufficient System Resources Exist.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the earliest Splunk & Smudge memes was that one. Check out the #splunksmudge tag for so many more bad puns.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And Smudge loves you, too.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a manicure lamp. I wish I had known about them when I used to do scale modeling.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This ... creature. It pleases me.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

For some reason I want baked potatoes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Paige! No!

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

She's still working on the police station. Splunk thinks he's to old to play with toys.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...

The first distiller of Crown Royal was born.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Smudge. She tries to be helpful. But in this instance, zero cats are needed.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think it was supposed to be smuggled cookies. But, beer is better.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's funny because sometimes she'll appear to be asleep and that tail is just going crazy.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's amazing.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It does. There's a small wheel on the bottom with linkages so that if you push the model across a hard surface the paddle wheel turns.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a boiler. That probably won't blow up. However, if you drop it, you can simulate the boiler blowing up.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was diagnosed with Stage 2 kidney disease this year. My doc told me that it's normal for my age, 56. Everyone is on the kidney disease continuum.
Keep not smoking, quit drinking, drink more water, eat healthy, and exercise. You know, all the stuff you're supposed to do.

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That doesn't stop her.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had to move some shelves around to have a place to put the lighthouse. I almost shot the Delorean off the back of of the shelf when I moved it up. Really scary momen.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, technically the light bulb doesn't spin, but the reflector and lens do, making the beam spin.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's not real. She's Smudge.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0