relsqui

470 pts ยท March 13, 2012


No matter what happened to him today, right now he feels like a million dollars.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just finished playing. We hijacked a tanker truck full of honey and drove off. I put a straw in the tank and almost went full bear. 10/10

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's what I always think too. I live in Portland, housing cost is booming and vacancy is miniscule.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I doubt they'll maintain the set that long ...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm sad that there are no replies to this, I just want you to know you can come hang in Berkeley any time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I try not to.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that half of what gets popular on the internet?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude you need to get socks that fit you better.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's not on you, friend. Side effect of teaching men to have no feelings, we never teach them the words. But your feelings matter anyway. <3

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvotes for etymology!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Okay okay ... blotches of color ... whatever ..." and then he takes the circles off and I'm like "what."

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Seriously, this is not in the top ten reasons he'd have been a horrifying candidate.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was gonna say the same, I read that as "leave me alone, don't make me perform right now."

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Coloradi*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a queer person with trans partners, I hope some day the red cross will know what the hell to do with me so I can donate again. :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:( <3

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... I think I know why you don't have one

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I just read this one 'cause I found it on imgur, and now I learned something. :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came here to comment that in the thumbnail the dog looked like a deer, now I don't know what to do.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You deserve better than this. Being a friend doesn't mean being a doormat -- and if he doesn't understand that, he's not a friend.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know too many humans who are the shit and don't know it. :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is seducing, really, but suggesting sex in a way that makes them think it was their idea?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bakery that isn't in a grocery store.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And some people are just fat and also healthy and happy. :P

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Ah, neat! Thank you. Apparently they've got a couple other locations too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why would you want to talk to them?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I too live in Oregon and I haven't yet visited a dispensary because I cannot get through the weed people give me fast enough to buy more.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Preemptively welcome back!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well? Which dispensary? :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well said

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0