ritsbits808

37059 pts · August 19, 2014


I could never eat just desert. Gotta have an entree first

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's time to go outside

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Subscribed. Love your contributions to this community!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's actually under there, you've just gotta trim away some of the grass to reveal the balls.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or the funny business

7 months ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Oh shit oh shit oh shit where'd my tits go, fuck, man, I needed those

7 months ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 1

#1 gives big "banana bread at work, hell yea" vibes

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hello, I am in Columbia, Maryland. I just started my new job this Monday doing autism therapy, and I won't get a paycheck until the 15th. I am able to pick it up. Thank you to @thefreepizzadude and to all the pizza angels who have helped over the years!

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When I play ark I always name my character MeanderBrawl. Because those are the two things I do

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"All that for the price of a hat"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I might have missed the cutoff time. Just getting off a long shift at work and I would love a pizza. Hope everyone is having a great night!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Get off your high horse" a phrase used exclusively by people riding horses stoned out of their minds

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

There's a cut, so it's probably two clips stitched for that effect

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

When is pirate day? I have a pirate ship I've been wanting an excuse to show off here for a while

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#15 when your whole squad is introverts so no one goes out but everyone still gets FOMO for an event that never even happened: The FOMily

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*yoink* thanks for the new reaction image

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was helped out once before when I was a teacher in Florida and had some unexpected expenses come up. I've now been in Virgina for 7ish months working as a therapist with autistic kids. My hours got cut last months so things have been tight again. My roommates have been very kind and given me food a couple times, even though they're not exactly wealthy either. I'd love to get some pizza to share with them. Thanks again to everyone who participates!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I have a stage 9 pheasant and my pet cancer died. Please come get some of my money. The pheasant won't stop producing gold coins. I fear for my life when he hits level 10.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In the 40s we expended zero effort to correct nazis on understanding their own beliefs. A few years later, we realized we were a few years late.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's nice in theory. Decades of the ball hardly moving at show that it's not working very much. We can keep policy away from religion while still showing religious people how these laws go in line with their religion in order to bring people from your opposition to your side. That's just good strategy! I say all this as a Christian who is sick of our "leaders" (aka wolves pretending to be shepherds) guiding Christians towards hate.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now smash his face in it to set realistic expectations about life

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another fuckin core memory unlocked. Need for Speed underground on the PSP with a soundtrack my parents couldn't have guessed

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuckin core memory accessed

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The EXACT video I was gonna share

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would you want to be "turned off" when you could be
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Turned on

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#22 ok but did you remember to pantomime doing that hand twirl while lowering your arm thing while you backed up? That really sells the bit

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I will buy your recipe book right now

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 yea but I mean the sun and moons position are relatively fixed to us. They don't really change much in size so the fact that our two main celestial bodies are relatively the same size to us visually, even though they are vastly different sizes, is kind of a cool coincidence.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is also often considered to be the shortest poem ever, delivered by Mohammed Ali at a college commencement speech. "Me / We" was all he said. I learned that in a great youtube video called "what makes a poem a poem" by TedEd.

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

#17 jack3d had 1-3-dimethyline. So did a weight loss pill called oxyelite. I think it might be the same company. Anyhow, it's just meth. Slightly less addictive, and less dangerous than just smoking it, but meth. Worked great though.

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