2970 pts ยท July 12, 2012
My girlfriend literally broke up with me an hour ago. I couldn't understand what had changed between us. This helped a lot
Aye.
Or is it a bowling ball zombie?
This...this is a game changer
something something woody
My new pickup line: "I like water" "Wow you too?! We have so much in common!"
As a doctor, I hate OP.
I have no clue what this means
Don't dead open inside
Judy got a booty?
Sometimes when I'm home alone I like to flip out my jean pockets, whip out my dick, and pretend I'm an elephant
Expert mode enabled
Someone photoshop in a brazzers logo
Can. Not. Unsee.
"I've seen things, man. Things."
Instructions unclear: got package stuck under wiener.
"I should buy a chainsaw..."
As an 18 year old male, thank you.
What's with all these amazing grandpas all of a sudden?
My brAAAnd!
Alan hates him
Only a happy accident
Don't mind me, just giving my moneys
Not since the accident
Sigh. *Unzips*
Reference for the confused: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw
Lost my shit at spring loaded dildo
Favoriting to forget for future use.
There should be a r/selfcringe dedicated solely to stuff like this
My girlfriend literally broke up with me an hour ago. I couldn't understand what had changed between us. This helped a lot
Aye.
Or is it a bowling ball zombie?
This...this is a game changer
This...this is a game changer
something something woody
My new pickup line: "I like water" "Wow you too?! We have so much in common!"
As a doctor, I hate OP.
I have no clue what this means
Don't dead open inside
Judy got a booty?
Sometimes when I'm home alone I like to flip out my jean pockets, whip out my dick, and pretend I'm an elephant
Expert mode enabled
Someone photoshop in a brazzers logo
Can. Not. Unsee.
"I've seen things, man. Things."
Instructions unclear: got package stuck under wiener.
"I should buy a chainsaw..."
As an 18 year old male, thank you.
What's with all these amazing grandpas all of a sudden?
My brAAAnd!
Alan hates him
Only a happy accident
Don't mind me, just giving my moneys
Not since the accident
Sigh. *Unzips*
Reference for the confused: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw
Lost my shit at spring loaded dildo
Favoriting to forget for future use.
There should be a r/selfcringe dedicated solely to stuff like this