rmuk

1753 pts · April 3, 2016


If you're looking for one of these on Ebay make sure it comes with the original tube of soothing, cooling gel. It... yeah, it really soothes. You'd be good with just the gel and not the phone, guy, it's... it's some kick-ass gel.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 It's from Gunshow by K.C. Green. Every comic had an extra little joke hidden in the alt text. IIRC this one was "I'm gonna stay a bit longer".

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 2ⁿ (where n is an integer greater than 2) chugga per choo-choo.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 I bet they left something cool stuff to commemorate it here, at a particular location, that increases towards the center and is of a particular size and shape, and below us.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah! It's the greatest hug!

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#4 This coming from one of my main sources of WW3 memes and also I just woke up (my sleep schedule is fucked)

1 month ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9nt2ZeGM

Technology Connections touched on the topic. If you have the time, watch this. If you don't have the time, make time.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I often think about how different the world would be today if Al Gore won in 2000, like the people of the United States actually voted for.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Definitely AI. Those uniforms are weird.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#11 not every day you see pussy being engulfed by cock.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

#17 lindsay_lohan_sex_noises.mp3.exe

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Primes, with reduced brightness and saturation. Also known as the best car colours: British Racing Green, Burgundy and Prussian Blue.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

**Phhthahlo Ghreen

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Aha! Is the greatest hug!

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Working as intended. Once their land is worthless it'll be sold for a pittance to corporations.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And who is perhaps the best example of that? Bob Odenkirk. Take a look at the utterly unhinged tomfuckery he got up to before he was cast as Jimmy McGill, not least of all his work with Tim and Eric. Absolutely sublime stuff.

Tiptoe, Tiptoe, I miss my Tiptoe...

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Particularly annoying because lava/magma/whatever makes very cool noises.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

absolutewin.gif

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A moose once bit my sister.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#31 The microwave heats the food (or, rather, the water in it) directly, the oven just wafts heat around. Also, when you're microwave cooking use half power for twice the time; it gives the heat time to spread evenly through the food and doesn't overcook the bits where the microwaves are strongest.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't be. Their names and professions are different.

7 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Don't give them ideas.

"This fucker's back now, fuckers. Deal with it."

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Qobuz doesn't have a built-in tool to migrate your Spotify playlists over, but they partner with Soundiiz to remove limits on track count, number of playlists, etc.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy blocked the sweeper, caused a traffic jam on the opposite side of the carriageway, and didn't even allow any other cars to pass the sweeper. Literally made everything worse for everyone, except themselves. Pretty textbook Gammon behavior, actually.

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 11

#laugh
#funny

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably worth paying for air mail, though. Shipping by sea seems risky.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

GTA VI is looking good!

Listen, inane comments like this are only goint go get more common between now and May. Just deal with it the best you can.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, you can sell a property that is being rented out, but the new owner has to respect the existing tenancy agreements. And, yeah, kicking out a tenant to raise the rent is illegal, though I have to wonder why she didn't just... put the rent up? Finding a new tenant invariably takes longer and she'd have to give them a couple months notice either way.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0