He's revealed his weak spot...
MRW there's lots of boobies on imgur today after my wife turned down my advances last night
I work in retail, so this is MRW my someone asks me if I want to go shopping on my day off
When people describe things as "random"
when someone says 'adulting'
It was International Rhino Day yesterday, and today is International I Forgot An International Day Yesterday Day
We met in <place> and everyone thought it wouldn't work and we lived <distance> away from each other for <period of time> and something else happened and now we still love each other despite all other <easily overcome obstacles> that stood in our our way
Why don't you give your face a title? Ever thought of that?
MRW I see an amateur porn video that I recognise but it has a different title
Please locate your testicles
I deleted my 90000+ account while drunk the other day. I'd had it for three years. My reaction since then.
Imma get me a picture of this
MRW the rude customer that I'd been trying to help for 20 minutes tells me that "she'll never shop in my store again."
Would anyone like to partake in a calm and reasonable discussion?
Caught on camera
What happened to that guy?
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
MRW I think I've had a great idea for a post
When someone says "updoot"
After a few years of Imgur I've realised that Saturday is not the day for reaching the front page from usersub. So here's my favourite gif that I have no use for.
MRW everyone is saying how hot it is today.
MRW I'm out shopping with my wife and we go to the special big boob bra shop and I try not to look at other lady's big boobies.
That's the spirit!
"Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."
More rare images from history's vault
When you leave your drink on the car roof and set off
Sorry Imgurians
Lol out loud loudly
You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Posts about feminism on the front page.
I work in a shop. MRW women hand me money that they've had tucked in their bra.
MRW I read the comments about u/bazangin's wife on his "fox" posts.
I pressed Restart Now instead of Postpone
MRW I read the title and it gives away the punchline.
MRW I see that certain images are now censored
When a customer wants to complain to the manager. I am the manager.
MRW it takes me nine seconds to get a reasonably funny joke.
When someone posts a confession bear saying they like boobs of all shapes and sizes, not just big ones
Come here! Come here! I'm in charge....Come here!
Me escaping my responsibilities.
MRW those 'rare history photo' posts hit the front page
Customer: Do you work here? Me: Yes, can I help? Customer (really annoyed): Is there anyone that I can ask for help? There's no-one around! Me:
Hey guys!
Buying double whiskeys for you and your friends at 2am versus checking your bank balance the day after.
What could possibly go wrong?
When the waiting staff ask if your meal is okay.
Can't believe I'm posting this
MFW all my younger co-workers discuss what they're going to spend their paychecks on and I can barely cover the rent and bills.
I felt fine...
Guy in the background using the force
MFWhenever I get a haircut
MRW I buy ineffective over-the-counter hayfever medicine.
I've got a message for you 2014...
Fucking baseball ba...ba...ba...fucking helmet!
Self-clothesline