His name is Anubis
The 10th Thing I Favorited... and forgot. Like I do. Cause the internet.
When you finish masturbating with your pinky extended...
Roommate moving to New Hampshire today, bequeathed unto me with his chess set!
Everyone: "We're having a friendsgiving! See, its like Thanksgiving but we have all our frie-" Me:
Meet your new Cowboy Bebop cast
Important notice!
Dumperino of memes and gifs between me and my best friend.
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I wish you guys could see what I see...
I don't know why you people love it so much...
MRW I finally see gameplay of a new Spider-Man game at E3
*sigh* Life downvoted me for eating Takis...
MRW my buddy asks me who Captain Hindsight is...
Ever since I happened across the first post...
When I read news headlines reporting violence across the world, Trump quotes, impending nuclear war, US/Russian tensions increasing, and other insanely negative stories... but then I remember it's April Fool's Day
MRW I find the perfect reaction gif, but never have a good reason to use it.
It's a knee jerk reaction...
MRW the CDC is banned from using seven phrases...
MRW immediately after posting an Unpopular Opinion Puffin about Felicia Day, the comments start coming in
It's my Cakeday, so here's my first favorite
Merry Christmas from Texas! Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
When I can't decide on a username...
These Roomba questions/answers on Amazon
MRW someone tells me they think Jay-Z is the best rapper of all time.
Worst festival in Austin, TX
MRW I go to stream the new episode of Rick and Morty, only to see the credits rolling, but realize they're playing it back to back to back...
MRW I start playing Horizon: Zero Dawn and I get the Tripcaster...
What I imagine my phone sees when I forget to turn my power save mode off while I'm outside
When you thought you'd get to the Front Page, but all you get are downvotes
Was on academic suspension...
Merry Christmas from the virtual reality!
MRW I see all the attractive selfies being posted.
Late night infomercials are selling weirder and weirder stuff...
Future best friends
This is Anubis
Now in my arcade
Skyrim Screenshots