108724 pts · May 7, 2017
“Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen” ~ The orange deceiver
Not the power laces, not the self adjusting jacket, not the self drying jacket, not the fact that they still called Native Americans “Indians,” in back to the future three. Nope it was the orbital mechanics.
Yes… Orbital mechanics is what broke the illusion for me. Not the flying cars, not the hovering skateboards not the portable fusion reactor…
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMnNrbWg2MDQxc3ZoMGJteHg2Ynh2Y2d0MjhxYmZ3aTltZGJia25rOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FTZceQSbd6MpxcneN3/giphy.mp4
Taco has painted himself into a corner… And has become a very dangerous taco as a result. This is really really bad.
literally I’m lactose intolerant- fuck tiramisu
Fuck Pete Hagueseth
Nine kittens with tails, and one cat with one tail
Take that facial recognition!
Yeah, and didn’t he make an excuse like he was gonna like show it to his kids as some sort of nature learning moment or some bullshit? Just really freaking weird shit.
That one nerd penguin that hopped up onto the mountain of rocks like “it’s my time now bitches – it’s my time!”
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleGthd2p3NG1jdXpqczZ2bGxucWtwdXM5dzlhaG82bXV2ODFld2MzZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/aAAGf2Y0mWn9gKt9rA/giphy.mp4
Honestly, my butt isn’t going to un pucker until they safely plash down in the Pacific Ocean… And get safely picked up, medically evaluated, and are cleared to go home to their families. Stay safe heroes, the hopes and dreams of an entire planet are riding on your shoulders.
The cognitive dissonance in this statement makes me wanna scream
The unadulterated hatred that Erika Kirk has publicly shown for her late husband since his death begins to paint a different picture of Charlie then I had held in my head of him. I am beginning to wonder if his public appearances with the whole “prove me wrong“ façade weren’t all just some perverse defense mechanism against a deeply abusive partner… Erica is truly a vile and loathesome demon
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlOHBna29jdTVsY2wyMnN2ZmNucWxtMjRpdXMzMzVzNjBtcHlwOGlxdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB/giphy.mp4
Erika sure seems to be cashing in on his death, so not an improbable conclusion.
Nothing wrong can happen. It can only right happen.
“Child“ cancer research to be specific.
Woke Marjorie Taylor Greene, and woke Anne Coulter. Has hell frozen over? What the fuck is happening?
I grew up in a Christian church and what I’m struggling with right now is the argument that my Christian parents would likely say to me along the lines of “there are good Christians and there are bad Christians – with the implication that our family was the “good Christians“ The older I get the more that smells like bullshit.
I’ll be in my bunk…
Wow, wait a minute he’s talking about his cabinet? Damn when are they gonna 25th amendment his ass?
Don’t get me started on Gavin Newsom. I’m sorry, but I don’t share his vision of a big tent party. That includes billionaires. billionaires are the reason we’re in this mess and gavin is just talking about keeping that same status quo for them.
Look, I’m happy that a Democrat won Florida, I’m just really worried that it’s not gonna be enough
Meanwhile, you got the president of the United States, lifting sanctions against Russia and Iran, inviting Russian Duma into the White House for the first time since 2022 when Russia attacked Ukraine – who knows what they’re gonna do to further compromise this nation? Where are the Democrats? Where is the opposition party? for fucks sake, where’s the mass mobilization and organization?
I’m going to ignore that. I’m just saying that when you’ve got weak ass leaders like Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer, who are literally both bought by Israel, with friends like that who needs enemies? Furthermore, aside from Jefferies and Schumer,as far as I can tell most of the Democrats strategy right now is simply to standby and let the Republicans hang themselves. They could be doing so much more to rally support and protect democracy instead they’re standing with their thumbs up their ass
Normally, I don’t care about sports, but goddamn if that’s not impressive I don’t know what is.
Dems are bottoms. Change my mind.
Haders will say it’s real
“Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen” ~ The orange deceiver
Not the power laces, not the self adjusting jacket, not the self drying jacket, not the fact that they still called Native Americans “Indians,” in back to the future three. Nope it was the orbital mechanics.
Yes… Orbital mechanics is what broke the illusion for me. Not the flying cars, not the hovering skateboards not the portable fusion reactor…
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMnNrbWg2MDQxc3ZoMGJteHg2Ynh2Y2d0MjhxYmZ3aTltZGJia25rOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FTZceQSbd6MpxcneN3/giphy.mp4
Taco has painted himself into a corner… And has become a very dangerous taco as a result. This is really really bad.
literally I’m lactose intolerant- fuck tiramisu
Fuck Pete Hagueseth
Nine kittens with tails, and one cat with one tail
Take that facial recognition!
Yeah, and didn’t he make an excuse like he was gonna like show it to his kids as some sort of nature learning moment or some bullshit? Just really freaking weird shit.
That one nerd penguin that hopped up onto the mountain of rocks like “it’s my time now bitches – it’s my time!”
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleGthd2p3NG1jdXpqczZ2bGxucWtwdXM5dzlhaG82bXV2ODFld2MzZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/aAAGf2Y0mWn9gKt9rA/giphy.mp4
Honestly, my butt isn’t going to un pucker until they safely plash down in the Pacific Ocean… And get safely picked up, medically evaluated, and are cleared to go home to their families. Stay safe heroes, the hopes and dreams of an entire planet are riding on your shoulders.
The cognitive dissonance in this statement makes me wanna scream
The unadulterated hatred that Erika Kirk has publicly shown for her late husband since his death begins to paint a different picture of Charlie then I had held in my head of him. I am beginning to wonder if his public appearances with the whole “prove me wrong“ façade weren’t all just some perverse defense mechanism against a deeply abusive partner… Erica is truly a vile and loathesome demon
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlOHBna29jdTVsY2wyMnN2ZmNucWxtMjRpdXMzMzVzNjBtcHlwOGlxdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB/giphy.mp4
Erika sure seems to be cashing in on his death, so not an improbable conclusion.
Nothing wrong can happen. It can only right happen.
“Child“ cancer research to be specific.
Woke Marjorie Taylor Greene, and woke Anne Coulter. Has hell frozen over? What the fuck is happening?
I grew up in a Christian church and what I’m struggling with right now is the argument that my Christian parents would likely say to me along the lines of “there are good Christians and there are bad Christians – with the implication that our family was the “good Christians“ The older I get the more that smells like bullshit.
I’ll be in my bunk…
Wow, wait a minute he’s talking about his cabinet? Damn when are they gonna 25th amendment his ass?
Don’t get me started on Gavin Newsom. I’m sorry, but I don’t share his vision of a big tent party. That includes billionaires. billionaires are the reason we’re in this mess and gavin is just talking about keeping that same status quo for them.
Look, I’m happy that a Democrat won Florida, I’m just really worried that it’s not gonna be enough
Meanwhile, you got the president of the United States, lifting sanctions against Russia and Iran, inviting Russian Duma into the White House for the first time since 2022 when Russia attacked Ukraine – who knows what they’re gonna do to further compromise this nation? Where are the Democrats? Where is the opposition party? for fucks sake, where’s the mass mobilization and organization?
I’m going to ignore that. I’m just saying that when you’ve got weak ass leaders like Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer, who are literally both bought by Israel, with friends like that who needs enemies? Furthermore, aside from Jefferies and Schumer,as far as I can tell most of the Democrats strategy right now is simply to standby and let the Republicans hang themselves. They could be doing so much more to rally support and protect democracy instead they’re standing with their thumbs up their ass
Normally, I don’t care about sports, but goddamn if that’s not impressive I don’t know what is.
Dems are bottoms. Change my mind.
Haders will say it’s real