Some how my cat got out while I was gone this weekend (husband or my brother I imagine left the door open).
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Secret Santa
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Resume Feedback
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*Insert Witty Title Here
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Today was a great goddamn day for a rocket launch.
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what are you going on about silly bag my kid's new cell phone case came in from Amazon?
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IHOP over dead rodents and roaches to get to my pumpkin pancakes?
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Potatoe
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Purple Flag Warning for Dangerous Marine Life
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How we all ended up here.
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There goes the neighborhood.
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Rocket Launch
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Peeping Tom
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say werd.
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We watch Cops religiously
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If I had only one wish...
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Guess what the 'Story of the Week' is....
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Yeah? Well.... they all suck
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