2798 pts ยท December 21, 2013
Not to publicly fellatiate myself, but mine had the detached subwoofer so it was a 4 piece. The other kids in my dorm haaaated me.
You forgot to mention the cop stabbing barney.
He just wants to pet the big fluffy kitty
Hot red peppers, crispy bacon and pineapple is the best topping combo I've ever had
A great poo is really the best you can hope for in these trying times.
Boink boink boink boink boink
Sing Neon Moon!
I fucking LOVE pep bands. They make every sporting event so much more hype!
Hey I'm 36! But everything before that sounds perfect.
I coach little league. If I saw someone doing that to my players he better be ready to fight when he gets to me.
They put a RFID bracelet on my son after birth before he left our sight to go to the nursery. They scanned him each time he had to leave us.
Assault weapons to racists
He gleefully said he was going to take guns from Texans. Unfortunately he will never win another election in Texas.
Warm up that inbox.
They could both get it.
We here in Western New York were hoping they would let him out on bail. We were gonna hang him from the Peace Bridge.
I support black people arming themselves
She could get it
My work has a dungeon toilet under the stairs in the basement. It has a little window next to it and we're allowed to smoke on it.
Ooh I loved that place and the chain bridge. Truly an awesome city.
I called my brother one time. It didn't help. I won't ever do that again.
What a shithole state.
That's a balk
What a coincidence! Your mom is a certified meat handler.
All of those people are probably dead.
Next time tell them about the sex toy so they learn to mind their own fucking business.
Dude we can't even get these assholes to release their tax returns
You know why I was snoring? BECAUSE I WAS SLEEPING! LEAVE ME ALONE.
How would you describe her? ....uhhh scary beyond all reason? Yeah that's it!
Not to publicly fellatiate myself, but mine had the detached subwoofer so it was a 4 piece. The other kids in my dorm haaaated me.
You forgot to mention the cop stabbing barney.
He just wants to pet the big fluffy kitty
Hot red peppers, crispy bacon and pineapple is the best topping combo I've ever had
A great poo is really the best you can hope for in these trying times.
Boink boink boink boink boink
Sing Neon Moon!
I fucking LOVE pep bands. They make every sporting event so much more hype!
Hey I'm 36! But everything before that sounds perfect.
I coach little league. If I saw someone doing that to my players he better be ready to fight when he gets to me.
They put a RFID bracelet on my son after birth before he left our sight to go to the nursery. They scanned him each time he had to leave us.
Assault weapons to racists
He gleefully said he was going to take guns from Texans. Unfortunately he will never win another election in Texas.
Warm up that inbox.
They could both get it.
We here in Western New York were hoping they would let him out on bail. We were gonna hang him from the Peace Bridge.
I support black people arming themselves
She could get it
My work has a dungeon toilet under the stairs in the basement. It has a little window next to it and we're allowed to smoke on it.
Ooh I loved that place and the chain bridge. Truly an awesome city.
I called my brother one time. It didn't help. I won't ever do that again.
What a shithole state.
That's a balk
What a coincidence! Your mom is a certified meat handler.
All of those people are probably dead.
Next time tell them about the sex toy so they learn to mind their own fucking business.
Dude we can't even get these assholes to release their tax returns
You know why I was snoring? BECAUSE I WAS SLEEPING! LEAVE ME ALONE.
How would you describe her? ....uhhh scary beyond all reason? Yeah that's it!