When the self-checkout uses chance operations like a John Cage composition
0
0
72
When u nuttin' bareback
6
3
605
When my doctor tells me to stop eating chocolate cake shakes
10
2
1248
2 hour wait at ORD, 6:30 AM
10
16
1
I can't stop thinking about manly meat
3
0
304
MRW I listen to Hamilton and see Hillary/Donnie on the ballot..:
1
2
498
Found an Easter egg on my walk today. Look carefully
8
13
0
It feels smaller in my hands now.
21
9
3
Big plans tonight.
10
0
75